fistwall

When your clenched knuckles make painful contact with one of the walls surrounding you, usually in anger or frustration. Similar to facepalm and headdesk.

Ronald: *spends hours trying to fix car*

Car: *still won't start*

Ronald: AHHHHHHHHHHHRGGGGGG, DAMN YOU, AUTOMOBILE!! *fistwall*

by squid humour October 26, 2009

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fishing with Jack Twist

engaging in gay sex

So James and Brian just left to go fishing with Jack Twist.

by Elphabecca January 26, 2010

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fisher-price moment

Based on a slogan from the company Fisher Price.

(Oh the possibilities!)

An FP moment is when you're faced with at 2 or more conflicting opportunities, and feel overwhelmed.

Person 1: Got my acceptance letter from <insert college/university here> today!!!

5mins later....

Person 1: Just got out of a meeting with my boss, he's decided to renew my contract for another year... what do I do?

Person 2: Damn... sounds like you're having a Fisher-Price moment!

by Zolts June 26, 2010

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fishin wif yur teef

it be when you go fishin and run outa bait.

Yo dawg you got any bait over der mang?

No I be running out of dat shit, use yur teef

Dats how you go fishin wif yur teef

by dashittiestshitshit July 19, 2010

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Fishpoop

A clingy person who follows you around incessantly. Often used to describe someone mildly annoying or irritating that won't go away. Named after the long string of fecal matter sometimes seen still attached to a fish's rectum as they swim.

Origin: Japanese

I was wanted to be alone with my girlfriend, but my little brother was being a total fishpoop and wouldn't take the hint.

Gary was always inviting himself along whenever we went out. What a fishpoop.

by Capt Dangle July 20, 2010

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