Bald asian monke who makes all the girls love his mini P.E.K.K.A and has a frighteningly strong resemblance to a spear goblin
by M0nke March 19, 2024
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“You must now pay the Evan-tax for yapping more than ninja talks about his low taper fade. You are a generational yapper.”
by Evan-tax March 26, 2024
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Get the Evan mug.Evanism is a religious cult based of being a different than everyone if someone likes something like valorant evanisms well make it their job to hate that video game and day another ones different not only this if they meet a girl and they start talking to them they well automatically start liking and listening too the girls music taste to relate with her
by Yeuri June 6, 2022
Get the Evanism mug.Evanism is a religious cult that legit based off on being different these guy if you like something they well find way to dislike it or say something bad about what you like these guys well talk to a girl and automatically like the girls music taste just to relate and they also become boy bestfriend with the cute girls so people will say "are yall dating" it makes him feel special
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I’m too tired today. I’m going to pull an Evan.
You haven’t submitted your assignment are you Pulling an Evan?
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