I'm gonna have a cow

A term used to express excitement and anger and about any emotion imaginable. But be careful, people might assume you are literally giving birth to cows. If you choose to play along with this childish idea, make disturbing groans while squeezing your buttcheeks together. And people may ask you where you keep your cows. Tell them that you keep them in a pin behind your house!

(Accidentally drops phone and cracks screen)
Suzzy: Oh my goodness, I'm gonna have a cow!
(Friends throw a surprise birthday party)
Friends: SURPRISE!

Herald: AH! I'm gonna have a cow!
(Also consider... Trips and falls on school stairs in front of hot seniors)
Tina: About 24 cows just escaped my pin... ;(

by kakattack3000 August 8, 2015

Brown Chicken, Brown Cow

The two sexiest animals on the farm!!

Commonly heard as bow chica wow wow

What are the two sexiest animals on the farm?!
Answer: Brown Chicken, Brown Cow!!!

by mg199camo June 30, 2009

Brown Chicken Brown Cow

What do you get when you cross a Brown Chicken with a Brown Cow?

"Brown Chicka Brown Cow" when said correctly the punch line sounds like a riff of old porn music from like the 70's. That really jazzy repeating background music, just add shag carpeting! Brown Chicken Brown Cow

Listen to the sample and vote this def up!

by Evolkid22 October 18, 2014

The Cow Jumps Over The Moon

When having sexual intercourse doing "doggy style" and right before the ejaculation you pull out of the vagina and ejaculate over her ass on to her back

when ever i have sex "The Cow Jumps Over The Moon"

by Nollat June 19, 2010

My Cows My Meat

This revolutionary ideology helps to answer one of the most controversial questions in the field of farming revolving the usage of one’s cattle. This phrase is often used to represent the belief that whomever the cattle or livestock belongs to initially shall then be entitled to reap the benefits and resulting products of said cattle. This concept has recently resurfaced in both the farming industry in addition to mainstream society, due to its newly found popular standing within pop culture, and frequent usage among well-known rappers.

Warren: I am going to consume some of the edible products resulting from your collection of livestock, if you don’t mind.

Travis: Nay sire, for you know my motto is My Cows My Meat, I will not be gifting you with the products from my cattle today or any other day.

by ShmeatLover XD March 26, 2021

Reverse cow toe tug

It's when a girl fucks her man Reverse the cowgirl position and right befor he cum's she pulls on his big toe's to make his orgasm longer and stronger.

Lastnight Valerie did a reverse cow girl toe tug on Brenton and he told me he never nutted so much in his life

by prope27 January 9, 2005

Buy now brown cow

A phrase to tell someone to hurry up and buy it already.

OMG! Buy now brown cow.

by JohnCh June 5, 2010