Christian Wan is a music teacher in La Salle College. He is most famous for playing the wanlodica, his own invention, which is very similar to a melodica. He also plays the piano with tremendous effort. He has the shiniest head in the world. He also has broke the Guinness World Record for the 'Shiniest Head in the World' and has won the "Shiny heads'" trophy for 40 consecutive years, bypassing the previous winner, Sir Donald Duck of La Salle College, ie., Tong Wun Sing.
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The Christopath longed for the good old days in America when there weren't any homosexuals and women had as many babies as God wanted them to.
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