Chinese Head-butt

Two guys have their penis locked in a Chinese finger trap. For fun or competition to see who can get out of it first.

theres only one way to settle this, Chinese head-butt! winner take all

by therogoodchappelle December 21, 2018

Chinese Digger

A moment in sex where you put your dick so far up a girls ass that she can taste it

Guy 1: Dude did you here about that girl katy yesterday, she can't even stand
Guy 2: thats cause I gave her a chinese digger

by ohdamnman April 8, 2011

Chinese Snorlax

1. A Chinese version of the Pokémon Snorlax.

2. A typical obese Chinese person that can easily resemble a Snorlax.

1. Person A: I just caught a Chinese Snorlax.
Person B: What is a Chinese Snorlax?
Person A: It’s just Snorlax from the Chinese language version of the game Pokémon Leaf Green.

2. Student A: This obese Chinese guy kept talking about ordering food after class even though he has a homework assignment due three hours from now.
Student B: Wow!! Chinese Snorlax!

by Redfire52 December 17, 2023

Chinese Pencil Party

When you put 2 pencils in your ear and see how many dicks you can suck before they fall out.

Bob: Wow Johnny I got to 3 in the Chinese Pencil Party.

Johnny: Those are rookie numbers. I got to 10.

by M1k3Hunt January 8, 2018

Chinese

Something I was years ago.

Years ago, I was Chinese

by Ubeenbamboozledson March 5, 2024

Chinese Takeout

It is when you meet a hot asain girl with big double ds that are round and have a nice shape to them and she also has a curvy not fat but not skinny body. And when you see here you see what you want and like ordering food take her out on a date and fuck here tiny pussy till the both wets her

Person1: bro look at that fucking hot ass asian girl
Person2: damn bro she got some ass and booty and she blonde with a tan.

Person1: im gonna have a chinese takeout you know what im saying

by Aboychap August 14, 2018

Chinese Gooner Trap

When two guys share a Chinese finger trap and take turns jerking each other off.

Mason and I just tried the Chinese Gooner Trap, man was it amazing.

by GamerTaxFraud March 7, 2024