call me on tuesday

never ever call me

Boy: Your pretty, can we go out on a date?
Girl: Call me on Tuesday.

by sKandelous September 26, 2010

Bandwidth Booty Call

When a friend comes over supposedly to hangout, but in reality their internet has gone down and they are using you to get a broadband connection.

Person 1: Hey it's been a while let's catch up.
Person 2: Come right over.
Person 1: I'll be bringing my laptop so I can talk while I work.
Person 2: Wait a minute, is this a bandwidth booty call?

by Violet_River September 29, 2011

i call post it

saying “i call post it” means end of discussion, and no more arguing about, the person who says it is automatically correct

meredith : “i love you more”

derek: “that’s not true”
meredith: “i call post it”

derek: “fuck”

by anonymous_kaysadilla August 4, 2020

Call center Apu

Is an asian call center operative that cant speak good English due to there strong Asian accent

i was going to buy something today from the shopping channel but when i got through on the phone i had to put it down because i couldn't understand what he was saying to me good old call center apu

by Carlton banksz December 23, 2014

It's called history, sweaty

A phrase employed to point out the extremely obvious, off a memorable, widely shared Twitter exchange about Jesus writing the Bible. The misspelling of "sweetie" as "sweaty" lends it a perfect killer twist. A more ironic, in-the-know version of "duh," usually pronounced with dripping sarcasm.

World War Two was fought in Antarctica?
It's called history, sweaty, look it up.

Johnny is crushing on Perkins? I don't believe it!
It's called history, sweaty!

by Creed Cur June 7, 2021

call me dutch

Call me Dutch
Means to be very laid back and chill, and one can only be called Dutch if they have the logo "Call Me Dutch" on a select piece of clothing (for example: Hats, shirts, shoes, etc..)

You aren't one to do any drugs or alcohol but you still manage to have a good tiime.

Person 1: Dang you're really cool and chill af
Person 2 (with the logo "Call Me Dutch"): Just Call me Dutch.

by DutchIsIn October 21, 2013

Residual Booty Call

A booty call that requires very little effort or work to obtain it, especially in the current time.

Guy 1: Dude I can't believe you hooked up with that girl. You must have worked your ass off for the last couple months for that!

Guy 2: Naw it's a girl that I used to hit on all the time at one of my old jobs and now it's paying dividends. It was a residual booty call!

by jtimerchris February 3, 2010