Brandon

A Brandon can Joost make you pull him by the ears. He is spunky he likes his oatmeal lumpy. You can ask a Brandon to karaoke Vanilla Ice or to scratch his derrière. Anytime you meet a Brandon he can resemble a gnome with his long white beard. Get a Brandon.

Brandon is rapping that Ice, Ice Baby again.

by Ccccccmmmmm September 18, 2023

Brandon Teng

A word to describe someone who likes to suck up to someone of a higher authority, such as their lecturers or boss. In malay terms, it is called 'Angkat Bola'

Wow, look at the way he is talking to Dr Maisha, Such a Brandon Teng!

by DrMaisha March 2, 2019

brandon vicknair

A guy with a lot of money and a 7 inch dick. He also knows how to treat women right.

That guy really is a Brandon vicknair

by Dictionary 122233 September 5, 2022

brandon

a very irritating and troublesome kid who has no life and constantly annoys his friends, often disliked by many people.

"stop being such a brandon"

by peepee1392 June 12, 2019

Brandon

a disgusting filthy rat of a human being whos homophobic and gay

brandon shut up

by elelkweflkjfhldkjg May 31, 2022

Brandon

A weirdo dummy who simps for patience

Brandon is a simp

by Bobbs November 14, 2020

Chuck a Brandon

To go into a hissy fit or stop working correctly, usely performed by computers or iPads, it began in Europe with a woman named Grace Cinnel, who's ex, Brandon Smith, was extremely bad with iPads and repeatedly made them crash, so she adopted the phrase, Don't chuck a Brandon.

Person 1 - "I just started downloading My Little Pony!"
iPad - "I'm afraid I can't let you do that..."
Person 2 - "Oh God! It's gonna chuck a Brandon!"

by Tastytqsty May 9, 2014