Leading on bastard 

a leading on bastard is a ex that you got back together again, but lead you on making you think that they actually like you, but instead they were just using you for your feelings and not for who you are as a person

Person 1: I can't believe he would do that to me, he's a leading on bastard!!

Person 2: I'm so sorry for you I hope you get better
Person 1: thanks..

Leading on bastard by Xxx little_sh*txxX March 2, 2023

Hanging the Ol' Bastard 

(Verb) To unabashedly expose one's male genitalia in a public or semi-public environment.

See also: Hanging Dong

I went to visit the local nudist colony with the lads, and we had a splendid time hanging the ol' bastards

Hanging the Ol' Bastard by Berek2501 August 2, 2023

Dirty Arab Bastard 

An Arab who is blowing shit up and sat next to me on a delta flight in 2018 in seat G-3 when there was clearly an open isle to the right that he could have sat in instead of spreading his stench to my isle.

That Mohammad is being a dirty Arab bastard and I want his fucking race to die off forever.

Dirty Arab Bastard by Georgeeeee123 April 17, 2025

Bald Twatty Bastard 

A cheating lying man with more hair on his chest than on his head. Usually has a cheap combover to cover his rapid balding.

He had an affair. What a bald twatty bastard!

Bald Twatty Bastard by ACL.15 June 19, 2025

odhran kelly you dirty fat bastard 

the famous internet video of a of a sexy strawberry blond irish man saying "odhran kelly you dirty fat bastard" while a short long nosed fat 'person' strokes their '2 incher pincher'

this person was known to suck mad penis before he died of willy rot from hanging around andrew donaghers willy rot

dont act like odhran kelly you dirty fat bastard

odhran kelly you dirty fat bastard by andrewdonagher January 21, 2024

extremely fast and agile and often invisible ninja bastard 

a super annoying video game enemy that can run really fast, even around corners, to make you waste all your ammo.

I tried to beat that game the other day but the extremely fast and agile and often invisible ninja bastard made me game over all night

extremely fast and agile and often invisible ninja bastard by Kate Hanami November 7, 2021

GODDAMMIT MUG. GET IT NOW YOU BASTARD. DIE. GET IT RIGHT NOW. GET THE FUCKING 

#savethemugs

Why does urban dictionary like mugs?

Guy 1: GODDAMMIT MUG. GET IT NOW YOU BASTARD. DIE. GET IT RIGHT NOW. GET THE FUCKING

GODDAMMIT MUG. GET IT NOW YOU BASTARD. DIE. GET IT RIGHT NOW. GET THE FUCKING by cat lel February 16, 2024