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born on bed while your parents did the dirty

an insult to bullies when they are making fun of you where you say that he was born on bed when his parents had sex
bullie: give me my lunch

me: you look like you were born on bed while your parents did the dirty!
by IHJISHGJRGHFRHVCNSH March 27, 2024
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Had to bed

Reyno go to bed you are out of your depth and no one wants to listen to your thoughts on nfl fantasy
by Alberto William November 11, 2021
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Bed-Digger

When you only enter a relationship because you need a bed/think their bed is comfier than yours. Like gold-diggers, but for beds.
"God. Linda knows that Jez only sleeps with her for the bed, right?"
"I know.. What a total Bed-Digger."
by C L G May 7, 2018
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Bed Head Curls

The act of wrapping your hair around one’s dick and sleeping like that overnight. Wake up with bouncy voluminous curls. Inspired by iluvpigblood on tiktok.
Hey babe, I don’t want my hair to be heat damaged can we try bed head curls tonight?
by ChodeFilA January 29, 2023
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Bedding

The act of making someone feel welcome or at home.
She was bedding her newly adopted cat.
by Cl0v3r_Sn0w May 24, 2024
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Tanning Bed

Hey bro
Hi
Go die in a tanning bed
by YOU_CRA April 21, 2022
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bed cylinder

Noun. Another term for dick while fucking in bed.
Krissy: Let’s fuck in bed!
Mike: Ohhh so you want the old bed cylinder huh?
Krissy: Yeah stick your bed cylinder in me!
by Wazy123 November 27, 2021
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