First base is hand holding. The first step on your journey to procreation.
Second base is hugging, a much more intimate step as this is the first time you are removing space for the Lord.
Third base is kissing, although not with tongue, because that's for married people
Fourth base, aka hitting a home run, is for French kissing, when the tongue is involved. Once the tongue is involved, you must immediately proceed to either a church so that God may grant you a marriage license and allow you to produce a child in his name, or to the gates of hell, you dirty sinner!
Second base is hugging, a much more intimate step as this is the first time you are removing space for the Lord.
Third base is kissing, although not with tongue, because that's for married people
Fourth base, aka hitting a home run, is for French kissing, when the tongue is involved. Once the tongue is involved, you must immediately proceed to either a church so that God may grant you a marriage license and allow you to produce a child in his name, or to the gates of hell, you dirty sinner!
I didn't know what the sexual bases were, but now that I do, I am ready to get married and produce many heirs.
Johnny got to first base last night, bless his heart. So excited to see what he names the baby!
I was so scared to get to second base but now that I've been I must say that I wanna hit a double every night!
When we got to third base last night, I made sure that we didn't do anything that God wouldn't do. If they didn't do it in the Bible, restrain yourself, dirty slut!
Marissa and Roger hit a home run last night. May they rest in peace!
Johnny got to first base last night, bless his heart. So excited to see what he names the baby!
I was so scared to get to second base but now that I've been I must say that I wanna hit a double every night!
When we got to third base last night, I made sure that we didn't do anything that God wouldn't do. If they didn't do it in the Bible, restrain yourself, dirty slut!
Marissa and Roger hit a home run last night. May they rest in peace!
by Jesuslovesmethisiknowforthebib September 17, 2022
by Treefella June 06, 2024
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.9.Ima Drift Around Her Curves Then See Her Soon, She Wants To Know My Name, Thought She Knew The Truth, Eating Sunflower Seeds, That Is New York In June, Pierced White Gold Attachments For Leisure Based Tombs.9.
by .03.4.3.0.ehayusalulA.3.4.3.0. August 12, 2025
Person 1: I drank so much that on the walk home I went base over apex, skinning my knees, and bruising my forehead!
Person 2: Well that will teach you for drinking too much, hope your ok!
Person 2: Well that will teach you for drinking too much, hope your ok!
by MACKCOMM October 21, 2020
Spawn camping milf hunters often try to go straight to Eighth Base with a pregnant girl on the first date.
by rip-torn February 12, 2022
by Tyler durden2333 August 12, 2022