I.T-bagged

When tech support takes so long wearing you out fixing a problem (or explaining how they are fixing a problem bc they live to talk to another human besides their homegrown robot sex doll) to the point you would literally rather have balls on your face instead.

"Ginger, I am really sorry I haven't sent over that TPS report- the Help Desk has been working on my computer for an hour now. I'm really getting I.T-bagged"

by shoffnee October 14, 2014

douche bag

Kanye West

Kayne West is the world's biggest Douche Bag

by tufaznail October 28, 2013

Swag in a Bag

A phrase that describes an awesome situation or incident.

"Went to a party with free beer, got wasted and partied all night long! Swag in a Bag!"

"Accidently ran into a nude beach filled with hot people! Swag in a Bag!"

"Got a flat tire in front of a tire store! Swag in a Bag!"

"Walking in the park , found a lighter, it worked! Swag in a Bag!"

by stubbzz November 28, 2013

sharing the bag

1. When two people in a sexual relationship are ready to move beyond vanilla sex.

2. Improving one's friendship with a roommate or classmate to the point where you both are comfortable helping each other carry a bag, for example, one person holds each handle.

I don't know how Tim feels, but I think I'm ready to start sharing the bag.

by yankeesfan1989 December 5, 2013

Douche Bag

That dude who think's he's so smooth and is committed to getting girls and will often share this traits
1. Uses the word swag
2. Sags Pants
3. Tries to get the girls.

That douche bag just stole my girl.

by MaDawgTT February 17, 2015

shock bag

A shock bag like a shocker, but for men: First two fingers in the ass, and a pinky flick to the ball bag.

Kalvin: Why is Greg crying?
Natdog: He got a shock bag!
Kalvin: Shock bag?
Natdog: Two in the stink and a pinky flick to the ball bag.

by danns April 14, 2015

Kathy a Bag

Eating an entire bag of chips in less than 2 minutes

Did you just Kathy a bag of chips

by Patches1823 November 26, 2016