August 20

The day where everyone is caught lacking.

"Bro Finn got caught lacking today like 200 times! He even cummed on Lara's bed!" "That's probably because it's August 20th: national caught lacking day."

by sussycumbag August 22, 2022

August 24th

Any girl shale send either a titty pic or booty pic to a man. It is his decision on which one he gets. If the women is kind enough she will send both.

Gf: baby it’s August 24th pic your photo
Bf: can I have both this time, please?
Gf: ofc baby anything for you

by MyLordAndSaviour August 24, 2022

August 29th

The day when the best friendship of all time was formed.

J: “Hey! What’s August 29th again?”
H: “How do you keep forgetting? It’s our friendship anniversary, remember?”

J: “Oh yeah! Thanks!”

by ewholls August 25, 2022

August 25th

The birthday of cowgirl loving nerds who pretend you dont exist when you see them in the halls. This person isnt anywhere near gay but everyone thinks they are. This person doesnt care about how you feel but some how always makes you feel better. Happy birthday weirdo.

Peter: Its my birthday today August 25th
Venus: No its not lol
Peter: Yeah it actually is
Venus: Uh oh Happy Birthday my bad

by zer0grqvity August 26, 2022

August 28 National date a hooper day

Date someone who plays basketball 🏀

It’s august 28 national date a hooper day. you play basketball “yeah” let’s date

by J0rd@n 23$ August 26, 2022

August 27th

August 27th is national arch pic day send somebody a arch pic

Oh it’s august 27th. I’m going to send you a arch pic

by Keyonte2006 August 26, 2022

August 30th

Sate day everyone must praise the lord sate and be nice to him sate will accept any wish that shall be laid a pond his hands

George:Lord sate I wish I was popular
Sate:I have heard your wish George so I shall grant it

August 30th is the day that everyone shall praise Lord sate and ask for a wish and he shall grant it

by Deez2872377 August 28, 2022