August

sped white guy who looks black. Has 2 brain cells, drug addict, smoke weed and does balloons every day. Loves his tequila shots and 50 cent. Loves to call people bozos but he da bozo.

August is such a fucking sped

by krufiz May 12, 2022

August 10

The most annoying people are born on this day. They will care about you still tho.
It is also national be a normal human being day. (My bday 🥲)

John: hey, did you know august was born on August 10
Mike: dang explains why she's so annoying
Donald: but today is August 10 so she has to be a normal human being

by Ur mom's basement March 30, 2025

August 28th

International Kinkshame a Furry Day

"Oh, today's August 28th? Time to kinkshame a furry!"

by ryanlovesfur November 28, 2021

August 18

This day is known as national butch appreciation day

It's August 18 gotta appreciate my butch gf

by Emofurbaby August 18, 2022

August

A month in a year

a basic ass month

hey what month were you born in?
oh i was born in august!
your basic asf damn

(this is a joke )

by +vpn+ December 23, 2022

August 18th

National eat your girlfriend out day!

Girlfriend: hey babe, todays august 18th. You know what that means..
Boyfriend: yep. Spread your legs in coming.

by cumwhire20 August 17, 2022

August

August is an amazing person he totally deserves your mom

hes very good with pussy and boobs

totally send him boobie piks

august is god

by Ur moms dick November 22, 2021