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sea weave

those globules of other people's hair, of dubious nature, inevitably found in every public and hotel pool, floating curiously close to your or your child's mouth. Pool hair globs.
nice pool, but is that a kraken? no, its just a sea weave tide a-flowin' in. close your mouths.
by PfattyP October 4, 2025
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sea

sea is the most handsome boy in the world. i love sea so much. he is a very caring and understanding person, i admire his confidence. sea truly makes me want to become a better person and i'd do absolutely anything for sea.
me: sigh. im so sad!

sea: hey my love:)

me: happy! :D
by zeroherizon January 6, 2024
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Sea pig

Naval slang for a member of Shore Patrol, the Navy's military police that looks for sailors / marines to burn every time a ship pulls into port. Universally hated by all members of the service.

Can be found roaming around town doing bitch shit like writing people up for underage drinking or not having appropriate attire. Usually, sea pigs are unintelligent, arrogant and extremely aggressive individuals.

Sea pigs can be uniformed or in plainclothes, and usually patrol bars, brothels and other nefarious haunts that are popular among sailors. Easily avoided by steering clear of any of the aforementioned locales and putting as much distance between yourself and the ship on liberty.
"Bro, those two guys in civies following us were definitely sea pigs."
"You sure they weren't just locals?"
"I'm pretty sure Japanese locals don't sport white skin and Oakleys."

"Did you see what happened last night? HT1 got drunk again and got into a fight with the locals. Shore Patrol showed up, heard it took 8 sea pigs to get him cuffed."
by BiggerGorilla125 August 9, 2020
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Sea Snail

When someone finishes inside you and you slide up their stomach with your arms in the air like a sea snail…. In celebration
Did you hear Clare sea snailed Mikey last night? Slid up him…. and squirted that love in his mouth?
by Sexsnail December 6, 2023
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sea weave

those globules of other people's hair, of dubious nature, inevitably found in every public and hotel pool, floating curiously close to your or your child's mouth. Pool hair globs.
nice pool, but is that a kraken? no, its just a sea weave tide a-flowin' in. close your mouths.
by PfattyP October 4, 2025
mugGet the sea weavemug.

Clacton-on-Sea

Officially the worst place in the United Kingdom if your anyone other than a flag shagging, reform party skinhead.
"Welcome to Clacton-on-Sea, skinheads welcome!"
by Joe Smiff July 14, 2024
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Sea sick Steve

When one gets a handjob on a couch/ sofa in front of their friends parents
Yeah, he got a sea sick Steve in front of Emma's mum!
by Ryzo surprizo August 22, 2016
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