Alaskan Sunrise

An Alaskan Sunrise is when you fuck a girl in the ass, and pull out as you cum. The cum resembles that of the majestic Alaskan foothills, resting under the colorfully pink pussy, or sun, as some would call it.

Condescending Coworker: "Have you ever been to Alaska? I hear they get a lot of snow this time of year, which is perfect for visiting our ski cabin in Anchorage."

You subtly one upping: "My wife gets an Alaskan Sunrise every morning!"

by PrecariousToast July 18, 2018

Alaskan Mudslide

A creation of a long specimen of feces, which once adequately frozen, is used as a dildo.

Man, David hit his broad up with an Alaskan Mudslide again. I can't figure out the allure. Maybe they are trying to save money?

by Sho'nuff Bull July 29, 2018

Alaskan pipeline

Alaskan pipeline is when you shit in a condom and then freeze it. Then use it as a dildo.

I just made an Alaskan pipeline

by Austin Jacobs September 11, 2018

Alaskan Firedragon

when a woman is giving a man a blow job and just before he cums he says something such as i have herpes than the woman will try to pull away but then the man pushes her head deep onto his cock than ejaculates through her sinuses causes the semen to leak out of her nose this is similar to laughing with milk in your mouth.

Timmy just gave that girl an Alaskan Firedragon.

by Swaggy chicken man 3000 yeeahh September 19, 2018

Abbasey

This motherfucker did not do that fucking Urban shit, seriously, get some actual proof that's not just coincidences, fucking leave him alone he fucking didn't do shit. Seriously, LEAVE HIM ALONE. STOP BLAMING HIM. AND ITS OVER. HE NEVER DID IT, AND HSI HAS STOPPED POSTING.

"I don't think Abbasey did the Urban shit, because he likes to not associate with negative things, since he already has a bunch of negative stuff to his name. Why would he want people to hate him more? And I believe people are blaming him simple because they want somebody to blame, because all the fake evidence points towards him, so people just go along for the bandwagon."

by NiceHSISugarland October 1, 2018

Alaskan Neckbrace

Alaskan Neckbrace is when you put some ice in your partners mouth then getting a blowjob while you choke them

Dude me and my girlfriend got weird last night, we did an Alaskan Neckbrace.

by tunapouch2250 October 3, 2018

alastaire

A kind and caring person

Alastaire is always worried about his friends and not himself

by Oh Yuuup October 18, 2018