A fat kid who loves Chinese poems, and cannot speak English. He plays too many Chinese games online, and he masturbates to the gameplay of candy crush and csgo. He has a fat dick, and it is a chode, and he loves to suck his own balls until he comes exactly 27 times.
Why are you being such a Tony!
Ohhh Myyy Goddd, you suck me just like a Tony Hou!!
Yasss, Tony Hou get it
Ohhh Myyy Goddd, you suck me just like a Tony Hou!!
Yasss, Tony Hou get it
by TonyHou is sexy February 15, 2020
An absolute god of the essence an irl comic relief who makes dreams comes true. Should be everyone's favorite being.
by Toni Jebbings August 17, 2022
The dattiest neeky game for distinguishing gentlemen to gather and unite as one whilst abusing a certain old gentleman and his decrepit wife.
by Tiniest of balls July 28, 2022
The myth, the man, the coffee-powered machine that somehow stays tired. Tony El Chong Cuey is the guy who drinks triple espressos for breakfast, and still yawns through life like he's been on a 72-hour bender in Vegas. Despite caffeine having zero effect on him, he remains loyal to coffee because it's not about the energy-it's about the grind.
El Chong Cuey is fearless... Tony's lifestyle philosophy? "If you're awake, drink coffee. If you're asleep, dream about drinking coffee."
El Chong Cuey is fearless... Tony's lifestyle philosophy? "If you're awake, drink coffee. If you're asleep, dream about drinking coffee."
by Caffeine Crusher January 14, 2025
The myth, the man, the coffee-powered machine that somehow stays tired. Tony El Chong Cuey is the guy who drinks triple espressos for breakfast, and still yawns through life like he's been on a 72-hour bender in Vegas. Despite caffeine having zero effect on him, he remains loyal to coffee because it's not about the energy-it's about the grind.
El Chong Cuey is fearless... except when it comes to one thing: Kaydin Blaeser, the mysterious Polish man who lives rent-free in Tony's mind. Nobody knows what Kaydin did, but the mention of his name makes Tony sweat harder than in a sauna
Tony's lifestyle philosophy? "If you're awake, drink coffee. If you're asleep, dream about drinking coffee." A true hustler, always running on empty, but still managing Tony's lifestyle philosophy? "If you're awake, drink coffee. If you're asleep, dream about drinking coffee." A true hustler, always running on empty, but still managing to get through the day. You drink coffee to wake up, he wakes up to drink coffee.
El Chong Cuey is fearless... except when it comes to one thing: Kaydin Blaeser, the mysterious Polish man who lives rent-free in Tony's mind. Nobody knows what Kaydin did, but the mention of his name makes Tony sweat harder than in a sauna
Tony's lifestyle philosophy? "If you're awake, drink coffee. If you're asleep, dream about drinking coffee." A true hustler, always running on empty, but still managing Tony's lifestyle philosophy? "If you're awake, drink coffee. If you're asleep, dream about drinking coffee." A true hustler, always running on empty, but still managing to get through the day. You drink coffee to wake up, he wakes up to drink coffee.
Man I wish I could be more like Tony El Chong-
Dude I stayed in my bed doomscrolling for hours! I pulled a Tony El Chong Cuey
Dude I stayed in my bed doomscrolling for hours! I pulled a Tony El Chong Cuey
by Caffeine Crusher January 11, 2025
One of the best things in your life, that you never want to loose!
She will do what she has to to make people laugh.No matter there are gonna be people that hate her for her awesome personality but she is an internally confident girl.
She doesn't usually like someone but, when she does she's head over heels
She will do what she has to to make people laugh.No matter there are gonna be people that hate her for her awesome personality but she is an internally confident girl.
She doesn't usually like someone but, when she does she's head over heels
by Bigdaddypac November 22, 2021