A novice at the fine art of rest. Often characterized by their inability to properly wrap themselves in a duvet or blanket, leading to a 3 a.m. wrestling match with tangled sheets. Their sleep setup looks like a crime scene where the blanket has escaped, and they’ve somehow managed to twist themselves into a human pretzel. They wake up with the grace of a confused giraffe, suffering from neck and back pain that defies all logic. The sleep noob will spend a solid 15 minutes hitting snooze, only to fall asleep again and accidentally nap through their alarm, proving they still have much to learn in the realm of sleep mastery.
by coolkidksater January 1, 2025
Get the Sleep Noobmug. by A Regular Old Guy June 5, 2020
Get the Noobmug. military drill sergeant (addressing a private): yo noob, what might your name be?
private: Sir, my name is Michael Jordan.
drill sergeant: lol, as in Michael Jordan the basketball star?
private: yes, since Jordan is my middle name and no because my last name is not Jordan.
sergeant: lol
private: Sir, my name is Michael Jordan.
drill sergeant: lol, as in Michael Jordan the basketball star?
private: yes, since Jordan is my middle name and no because my last name is not Jordan.
sergeant: lol
by Sexydimma August 25, 2013
Get the noobmug. 
by laukaykel November 19, 2018
Get the Noobmug. One who has the name of Schiavetta or contains a Schiavetta like substance. Also, one who uses the word 1337 (leet or elite) to describe themselves.
by Rahiim January 21, 2009
Get the Noobmug. A Noob is a new person to a game. Used typically in Roblox. If you are a Noob you don't want to learn how to play and like doing it your own way.
by Alien84 May 18, 2021
Get the Noobmug.