Zachary

That one skinny white boy who always wears a jacket and sounds gay. He is also gay.

Person 1: Hey look! It’s Zachary!
Person 2: I heard he’s gay.
Person 1: He is gay, dumbass.

by Ehehydgvbd February 15, 2022

Zach

A poly sci major with a massive schlong and a tendency to make all girls within a 4 mile radius wet. Men previously thought to be entirely heterosexual fall victim to his gaze, sent into an uncontrollable lust for his glorious member. Legend says when a Gabe walks into a room, every sentient life form begins moaning uncontrollably, including but not limited to butterflies, killer whales, fortnite players and wooly mammoths. To call Zachs sex gods or sex icons is an understatement, because Zachs are sex itself.

Zach (the poly sci major) walked past him and he instantly bust a nut in his pants.
She neared Zach (the poly sci major) and could feel her legs begin to tremble

by Sexy_Gabe February 28, 2022

Zachary Linde

a rising tiktok and snapchat star
wanted in seven states

Bro, Zachary Linde's new mix is crazy

by kapeeshyoff March 4, 2022

zach

zach is very artistic and funny. he can be very shy when you meet him at first but, when you get to know him is very very crazy. he often will tell people random jokes and is the type of person to go up to some random person and ask them to marry him with a ring pop. zach rarely falls in love so if he likes you, shoot your shot now before you dont have a chance. I think we all deserve a zach in our life.

person 1: Omg did you see what zach did today?
person 2: yeah he went up to some random girl and asked her to marry him with a ring pop!

by jayla <3 March 9, 2022

Zach

Trash can of a human and a terrible influence on everyone. He pawned all of his rings at the pawn shop - but at least he has good hair.

Zach where are all your rings! You must have pawned them.

by Cowboy Ken March 12, 2022

Zachary Wilson

Man ho cheats on every girl he dates. Refuses to grow up. Loves going back to the girl he “beat”

Sucks at being a player, he is always getting caught.

Eww there goes Zachary Wilson

by Smalltownqueen18 March 13, 2022

zach

the finnest man on planet earth. Hes always there for you when you need him, always happy to help, and you may never see him be mad. Hes got a warm heart, a loving soul, and a playful personality. He always cares about the small and big things and never fails to make you feel wanted. We love zach.

hey you know that guy Zach? Yeah hes really cool and not to mention hot.

by ijijiokk March 15, 2022