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Joe: Did you tube?
Hubert Blaine Wolfeschlegelsteinhausenbergerdorff Sr: No i did not.
Youtube: Youtube, Youtube
by Glamrock Freddy's Fazballs February 10, 2022
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Youtube

An action of offensive and pointless stupidity; an individual who acts with offensive and pointless stupidity; a moment of offensive and pointless stupidity (Def: 1)

An action of inoffensive and purposeful intelligence; an individual who acts with inoffensive and purposeful intelligence; a moment of inoffensive and purposeful intelligence (Def: 2)
A person farts in a crowded elevator and screams "It was I" and laughs maniacally. It smells really bad and people start to get sick. The person starts to play a Tiktok compilation on full volume without using headphones. This person is a Youtube.

A person stands back in a crowded elevator to let others in. They ask you which floor you would like, and press the button for you. They invite you to view a genuinely funny meme they found on Tiktok with you using their audio splitter cable, and it makes you laugh and brightens up your day, gosh you really needed that. It can be tough working a 9 to 5 shift, and sometimes you just need the funny meme. Thank you kind stranger. This person is a Youtube.
by Sandskun January 25, 2023
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youtube comments

a place that lots of little kids can be at times.
me: goes on a sdt vid: me: checks youtube comments: kids: jsyxsxhshbxysgyfrgnfychjbrnfgyhfbcvgchfbdfyhcnr *spamms emojis* youtube comments
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YouTube

1: An action of offensive and pointless stupidity; an individual who acts with offensive and pointless stupidity; a moment of offensive and pointless stupidity

2: An action of inoffensive and purposeful intelligence; an individual who acts with inoffensive and purposeful intelligence; a moment of inoffensive and purposeful intelligence
Example 1
Man 1: *Playing loud music on his phone while walking down the street*
Man 2: Hey turn the music down you YouTube!

Example 2
Man 1: Hey, you dropped your wallet, here you go.
Man 2: Aw thanks man, you're a real YouTube.
by Brit7o January 25, 2023
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YouTube Ad-Blockers

This is the most useful extension for watching a YouTube video seamlessly without getting interrupted by Google's petty ads (Why does big companies ruin everything single innocent thing anyway?)

Basically, it just blocks every single ad that tries to bother you and keep you away from watching your video. This includes ads that are inappropriate and not safe for children. It seems so necessarily, and the good thing is, most of them are free! Yay! No ads! Literally a haven for us, right?

Not for long. YouTube used to be the best and only video site I relied on for years, but now it's a goddang mess in this 2020s decade. It's a pile of kaka that smells like greed. You know why?

IN AROUND 2023, THEY LITERALLY JUST BUILT A SYSTEM THAT ABSOLUTELY ERADICATES EVERY SINGLE AD-BLOCKER, DISPLAY A BLACK SCREEN SO THAT THE BEAUTIFUL VIDEO YOU'RE WATCHING CAN'T PLAY, AND SHOWS YOU THE TEXT:
‘Ad-blockers violate YouTube's Terms of Service’

Like dude, who the hell would read ToSes? I mean, good for you if you had the time and balls to read them, but this is inhumane to sane people. There are millions of people using YouTube, and the majority can't waste their time having to buy premium for just the sake of ‘removing ads’. There are thousands of poor people, you know?

A literal dumb move that Google pulled-off out of their scummy arses. YouTube was good before, and now they're making it dystopic and unpleasant and immoral, and… yeah.

I hope the world will be better soon :`)
Person from 2022: Oh god, these YouTube Ad-Blockers are saving me a ton of time to not watch these annoying ads that come out of my (f-word)-ing screen! Enabling extensions like this make me feel like I'm in heaven! Betchya YouTube couldn't do anything about it >:D

Person from 2024: Erm, actually, you can't use them anymore, since YouTube (or Google actually) heard about this situation and just straight up built a system that blocks every ad-blocker and notifies you with a black screen telling you that you ‘violated’ their ToS and that YouTube Ads actually ‘benefit’ those you watch and create the wonders of art.

Person from 2022: For realsies? I am gonna experience this in 2 years?

Person from 2024: Yeah, sorry, bro. The world got way worse after COVID, at least in terms of technology, but even then we still have global warming. This planet sucks, and it's our fault.

Person from 2022: True, and to you, Google, insults Google in the most unfriendly manner. I WILL BLOCK YOUR HEART ARTIERIES, IS THAT WHAT YOU WANT, GOOGLE??? (F-WORD) YOU CAPITALISM, AND GREEDY BIG COMPANIES! Drops f-bomb and shows their middle finger

Person from 2024: Uh… you consider that if Google hears about this, and about free speech, um…

Person from 2022: Friendly goodbye, then goes outside and touches grass
by Wallflower_Blushed_68 October 19, 2024
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Six (self-entitled famous youtube influencer)

a big, large, nasty, gigantic creature closely related to the Cthulu family feats include: whipping out the dinosaurs with one lick, eating planes of existence, and being the largest thing known to creation.
Six (self-entitled famous youtube influencer) just ate the outerversal plane of existence and he's back for earth run!!!!!
by Simo#5267 October 16, 2021
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Youtube

An action of offense and pointless stupidity; an individual who acts with offense and pointless stupidity; a moment of offensive and pointless stupidity. (def: 1)

An action of inoffense and purposeful intelligence; an individual who acts with inoffensive and purposeful intelligence ; a moment of inoffensive and purposeful intelligence. (def: 2)
A person farts in a crowded elevator and screams "it was I" and laughs maniacally this person is a youtube.(def:1)

Shut up you youtube.(def:1)

A person stands back in a crowded elevator to let you in. This person is a youtube (def: 2)
by Metam3dia January 25, 2023
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