It's Rather Hard for a Deaf Woman to Hear an Assassin Coming

A phrase to be implemented, usually from one bloke to another, when a man can overcome the suspect defenses of a witless woman and cajole her into coitus.

Shawn: "Hey man did you make any headway with that Potbelly cashier?"
Slim: "Headway? I totally banged her. It's rather hard for a deaf woman to hear an assassin coming."

by The Original Slim Bavis March 31, 2005

first you get the money, then you get the power, then you get the woman

one of the most famous lines from scarface, the greatest movie of all time. Said by- who else?- Tony Montana.

"In this country,first you get the money, then you get the power,THEN you get the woman."

by Adrian November 12, 2004

Your dad-pa smells-pa like-pa a-pa woman-pa

The single worst thing you can ever say to a human male.

Jimmy: Fuck your your dad lesbian
Tommy: Your dad-pa smells-pa like-pa a-pa woman-pa
Jimmy: *spontaneously combusts, entire bloodline ceases to exist

by Cockassmcgee March 28, 2018

woman

A dangerous situation in Dark Souls

woman ahead
therefore
look carefully

by álfur December 23, 2018

Big Manly Woman (BMW)

When a woman tries to act manly around her friends and family.

A big Manly Woman (BMW) thinks she knows what she's doing, but in reality she has no fucking idea what she is doing.

by Man babyyy March 29, 2021

Small dick woman energy

When you piss off a boy and stop responding to his texts because you are not playing along with his game.

You not responding to me right now, is giving me small dick woman energy.

by SpicyTitRolll69 June 14, 2023

woman

Adult or elderly person of feminine gender with 100% feminine biological sex.

Woman.

by Hebrovuskrab February 16, 2025