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A phrase to be implemented, usually from one bloke to another, when a man can overcome the suspect defenses of a witless woman and cajole her into coitus.
Shawn: "Hey man did you make any headway with that Potbelly cashier?"
Slim: "Headway? I totally banged her. It's rather hard for a deaf woman to hear an assassin coming."
by The Original Slim Bavis March 31, 2005
mugGet the It's Rather Hard for a Deaf Woman to Hear an Assassin Comingmug.
one of the most famous lines from scarface, the greatest movie of all time. Said by- who else?- Tony Montana.
"In this country,first you get the money, then you get the power,THEN you get the woman."
by Adrian November 12, 2004
mugGet the first you get the money, then you get the power, then you get the womanmug.

Your dad-pa smells-pa like-pa a-pa woman-pa

The single worst thing you can ever say to a human male.
Jimmy: Fuck your your dad lesbian
Tommy: Your dad-pa smells-pa like-pa a-pa woman-pa
Jimmy: *spontaneously combusts, entire bloodline ceases to exist
by Cockassmcgee March 28, 2018
mugGet the Your dad-pa smells-pa like-pa a-pa woman-pamug.

Woman

A Female Person That Has Big Tits And A Fat Ass. They Attract So Many Men Like The Men Is The Metal And The Women Is The Magnet. They Just Want To Marry You And Do Sex With You. Its Too Personal.
Jimmy Never Trust A Woman Again. They Want To Lure Men In Their Trap. To Kiss And Marry And Do Sex. You Don't Want To Live Like That.
by URBAN DIC(K)TIONARY November 10, 2020
mugGet the Womanmug.

Hole of a woman

A woman you date that can't converse with you unless she thinks it for the approval of another person, but sex with her is strange and interesting because her Virgina is tigghter than other women but she's slept with 392 men unprotected. That's not including repeat offenders
I can't believe I almost got shot at Sturgis because someone wanted this hole of a woman. The bitch likes arts and craft counts money and eats glue.
by Dredfulluc April 18, 2021
mugGet the Hole of a womanmug.

Woman

Steve is so Woman like.
by JoO0sh January 4, 2022
mugGet the Womanmug.

Womans Toe

She grabbed his womans toe and rubbed the toe gently while looking into his eyes.
by ShitSpoon May 23, 2017
mugGet the Womans Toemug.

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