It's Rather Hard for a Deaf Woman to Hear an Assassin Coming

A phrase to be implemented, usually from one bloke to another, when a man can overcome the suspect defenses of a witless woman and cajole her into coitus.

Shawn: "Hey man did you make any headway with that Potbelly cashier?"
Slim: "Headway? I totally banged her. It's rather hard for a deaf woman to hear an assassin coming."

by The Original Slim Bavis March 31, 2005

first you get the money, then you get the power, then you get the woman

one of the most famous lines from scarface, the greatest movie of all time. Said by- who else?- Tony Montana.

"In this country,first you get the money, then you get the power,THEN you get the woman."

by Adrian November 12, 2004

Your dad-pa smells-pa like-pa a-pa woman-pa

The single worst thing you can ever say to a human male.

Jimmy: Fuck your your dad lesbian
Tommy: Your dad-pa smells-pa like-pa a-pa woman-pa
Jimmy: *spontaneously combusts, entire bloodline ceases to exist

by Cockassmcgee March 28, 2018

tomcat woman

It's a woman who was born a woman who wants to be a man

I'm a tomcat woman I was born a woman and I want to be a man because I'm at lgbtq

by Dilly deli February 28, 2020

woman update

a transgender woman

Bob: i saw you put “woman update” in your bio, what does it mean?
Girl: it means i’m a transgender woman

by kingsaul January 19, 2025

Woman orgasim

The women orgasim is widely known to be a thing that once you achieve "Women orgasim" by extreme penile action you have reached the endgame as a guy. Sadly this is false as the women orgasim is a myth and dosin't exist. An alternative way to reach the endgame is to move out of your moms basement :-)

What is a Woman orgasim?

by Søren ryge lover January 18, 2024

A hot woman

A hot woman is Something you’ll never bozo 🤓

A hot woman is something your RIZZ can’t handle mother fucker.

*and that’s how to ruin someone’s life*

by That one kid in the front February 9, 2023