Squidward’s Window

n., butthole, anus. A reference to the round porthole through which Squidward often speaks, in episodes of SpongeBob SquarePants.

“I’m gonna squeegee Squidward’s Window with my tongue,” said the millennial
“In my day we just called that a rim-job,” grunted the boomer
“Do you want me to stop then?”
“God, no.”

by St. Martin-in-the-fields July 26, 2019

billy window

“Billy window” is a phrase used to define only the large genitalia having males who tend to shag girls called “Emily”

“Hey did you hear bout Tyrone and emily? Yh they slept together”, “I’m not surprised, he’s such a billy window”

by Indiasfinest December 4, 2019

Romeo window

1. a window, usually on the first or second floor, that can be easily accessed from the outside by thieves/asshole men.

2. A window so low and accessible that your boyfriend/girlfriend/non-binary life partner can sneak into your room without breaking a sweat

I just moved into this first floor apartment with these huge- ass Romeo windows. I'm either gonna need some window grates or a shotgun.

by Pop up witch December 26, 2019

Louboutin-window

The theory when you give a lady a pair of expensive designer shoes (e.g. Christian Louboutin, Jimmy Choo or Salvatore Ferragamo) she is willing to do any (sex-related) actions for the next 24 hours.

Hey Joe, you look like you had some last night. Hey bro, my lady bought some Lou's yesterday and thus the Louboutin-window kicked in so she sucked my cock this morning.

by Die Rooie December 28, 2019

Windows 95 Tips

A site about making edits to Windows 95 help messages. Usually contain surreal or disturbing phrases such as “There is nowhere you can run.” Parodied in Windows 93 and on some YouTube videos. Here’s the link:
Windows95tips.com

Windows 95 Tips has some weird, but very cool ideas on it.

by Kopper0625 December 29, 2019

window silhouette

A figure's shadow you can see barely through an open window.

I can only see that window silhouette. Damn.

by Ereck Flowers May 4, 2019

window scratcher

Someone who is generally creepy and makes one feel uncomfortable. Can also be used as a verb: window scratching or scratching windows.

John has been staring at me all hour; he’s an absolute window scratcher.

by Plmokni May 8, 2019