Did you figure it out Sam? You figure out why the Jews killed Christ?
Pam Seeder "That's a fucking Jewish bigotry! You can't do that! Harumph!"

Hym "You're missing the point either deliberately or because dumb, Pam. Why did the Jews kill Christ? Well... Because if there is one thing that people hate more than anything.... It's someone who can do seemingly impossible things as though they are trivial... And you don't really care about innocence or or guilt... 'Christ should have to answer to ME!' They say. But he refused to. So, maximize his suffering. Kill him. Coopt his thing so that the Jews can control the ancillary and tertiary followers. You torture and kill the primary followers. But the people liked his thing. His promise of immortality. So, you steal that for yourselves. Then you do have to give em more fish. You don't even have to figure out how to do what Jesus did! It doesn't even matter anymore because if their immortal... It doesn't matter when the die! He did it! Jesus killed death! And now we don't die!"
by Hym Iam January 10, 2025
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why do you do

Why do you do- why do you take part it doing any type of actions. Why do you do things?

Person: i stole my neighbor's catto
Me: why do u do.
by Imlildurk2x June 23, 2018
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Why it's christmas

You should use a condom because it's christmas. Why? Because ho ho ho. (used when explaining protected sex to teens)
I just had to give the talk to my son and tell him why it's Christmas.
by itsmenotjames December 7, 2024
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Why

1. the annoyingly and plainly obvious question people ask to get on your nerves

2. a genuine question somebody rarely uses and really means
Ellie threatened to kill her sister if she wouldn't stop asking why.
by St.The Person November 17, 2021
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Why

Oh, because they are delusional about their own subjective level of morality. They are pretending they are the creature they were warned about. Morally confused people who are basically retarded. Get it? I'm YOU! I'm pretending to be YOU! You get it? And it's actually the same thing they did when the short story came out. It isn't the threats. It isn't my behavior. It's asserting that they're wrong. This is the reason they had to ban the book.
Hym "This is WHY the New York times got all that hate mail. They cannot stand the idea that they may be the villain so they lose their shit when someone makes it painfully obvious that they are the very thing the despise. 'If I have to lose my shit then so do you!!!' And it drives them nuts. Because if they are the bad ones they deserve to die. And they were told they were immortal."

A retard "It's HYM!"
by Hym Iam April 14, 2025
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Why

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Why must amogus exist

help
by SleepyShard October 18, 2021
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