Whale

Whales are robots created by the government to eat political dissidents.

I told my 18-year old conservative son not to go whale watching in Puerto Vallarta because I fear that whale could eat him for posting something on Twitter stating "Facts don't care about your feelings".

by BetterSkatez January 25, 2021

Great white whale

A whale that thinks it is a shark.

He/she kept trying to tell people around him/her that he/she was a shark with razor sharp teeth and huge jaws, but really they knew that the guy/girl was the great white whale of snitches.

by Solid Mantis February 7, 2021

Whale

Your mother

"Your mother is a whale"

by Callan Marnell February 10, 2021

Whale

Your mom according to that one toxic kid in game voice chat

Your mom is a whale

by 87t6hhjm9j9 February 14, 2021

Whale Shit

When you have a very big, diarrhea shit.

R{REDACTEDA}R whale shits on the rest of the stream

by Quick Raptor February 16, 2021

White whale

It’s when a girl squirts on your face when your going down on her.

kid:Dad my girlfriend came on my face the other day
Dad:Holy shit you achieved the white whale

by big cack42069 February 25, 2021

Whale Braining

When you stuff a melon, usually a watermelon, with ham salad, drill a hole in it and then proceed to acquire carnal knowledge of it.

It has ben a long and boring quarantine, so when I get home from the store I am going do some whale braining to pass the time.

by Frank789 February 27, 2021