An amazing stunt if you are able to pull it off. You need stealth and suprise. You finish shoot a load on your partners face. While the load is fresh you pull out a tennis racket and whack him/her in the face with it. Creating a "grid" or waffle look on the facial region, the come will drip through the new indents, and you have the soggy waffle.
by Cashese May 31, 2009
to squat over someone (male or female) and hover the ass hole over their face,shit, and then sit down and fart on the persons face. *"greasing" the pan is an additional measure that includes pissing on the persons face before beginning the process previously mentioned.
by christian holmes April 19, 2007
Another definition for a ginger/red head/pyro pube/fire crotch. Usually reserved for the most annoying creepy ugly gingers.
by Mr EmoGingerCurbSquirrel hater February 25, 2010
by Unknown D May 29, 2007
Blue waffles is a sex disease we're your dick or pussy has these blue bumps it's like herpes but worse it looks like blue cheese #have fun eating waffles
Girl/before we have sex I got dat BW
Boy/what is bw
Girl/it's DAT blue cheese (blue waffle)
Boy/OH I LOVE BLUE CHEESE MAN I'M EATING DAT BW
Girl/oh OK have at it pulls Dow her pants
Boy/OH FUCK THAT SHIT IT'S ALL OVER YOUR PUSSY THAT BLUE CHEESE I'M NOT EATING DAT
Boy/what is bw
Girl/it's DAT blue cheese (blue waffle)
Boy/OH I LOVE BLUE CHEESE MAN I'M EATING DAT BW
Girl/oh OK have at it pulls Dow her pants
Boy/OH FUCK THAT SHIT IT'S ALL OVER YOUR PUSSY THAT BLUE CHEESE I'M NOT EATING DAT
by Ded eye August 15, 2017
To crush an unopened horizontal beer can on the ground with foot, causing the alcohol to blast into anothers mouth/face/ENTIRE BODY
Hey Erik...Would you like to waffle stomp a beer?
Of Course Kyle, The indy 500 is a wonderful place to demonstrate a successful waffle stomp.
Oh Erik...Do you mind if I video tape this waffle stomp on my camcorder so we can re-view it in super slow-mo at my house repeatly at a later date?
No Drew...I think that this world needs to know what a waffle stomp is. Also, I think that it will be quite funny.
Of Course Kyle, The indy 500 is a wonderful place to demonstrate a successful waffle stomp.
Oh Erik...Do you mind if I video tape this waffle stomp on my camcorder so we can re-view it in super slow-mo at my house repeatly at a later date?
No Drew...I think that this world needs to know what a waffle stomp is. Also, I think that it will be quite funny.
by Ingrown Naked Mallrat Jr. November 06, 2008
When a girl is holding on to a ceiling fan while its turned on and the guy is holding himself up by her waist and keeps pulling himself up to have sex.
{fan}{German Waffle Press}
by krinko July 27, 2009