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tank

The act of removing a toilet tank lid, standing on the seat, and taking a dump in the tank of a toilet so the next person who uses it flushes out shit.
"Man, they fucking fired me so I tanked that fucking toilet on my way out!"
by lithos July 12, 2006
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tankquilize

a verb.

to out beer.
frank will tankquilize you.

yo bro, check it out, frank is tankquilizing mike and all his bunny luvs.

mike and all his bunny luvs have been tankquilized.
by TheTank September 5, 2006
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tankful

damnnnn, weslie snipes is such a tankful guy
by Gary Sheer March 12, 2008
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Tank-faced

Combines elements of both tanked and shit-faced. A supreme level of inebriation. Includes a high likely hood of being arrested or the possibility of waking up in a ambulance/hospital. Though rarely occurring, getting tank-faced is often a life changing event.
Tom: "How did Dan's birthday celebration go?"

Bill: "He was out of control, after a bunch of shots he was so Tank-faced we lost track of him. I got a call this morning, telling me to come pick him up at the police station."
by H4MM3R December 28, 2008
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tanking

im tanking my boyfriend tonight!
by imapriest April 13, 2009
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Tanking

When its a race to get to the bathroom after your stomach has been hurting so bad and taking the biggest shit possible.
Dude: O MY GOD IM GOING TO TANK !!!!
*he runs to the bathroom*
Dude2: O my god hes tanking in my bathroon ....
by Mark-Shadows October 30, 2009
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Tanked Off

A subejective rejection mood. It's one of those emotional times (mostly found in guys) where you don't want to be subjectively nice to a certain person. Everyone can notice the mood, it's the mood between aggetated and pissed off. Another way to say Tanked Off is a boys time of month.
Charile came into work aggetated that his mother kicked him out.

His girlfriend comes in and breaks up with him currently making him Tanked Off. he rufuses to do his daily activities and work.

At the end of the day Charle's boss fires him. Now he's pissed off.
by LordWaffleKisses November 10, 2009
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