Tough Tits

A sarcastic phrase used to express one feelings of flippancy. Similar to the phrase ‘Too Bad’

Man comes into shop
Shopkeeper: I'm just about to go on my lunch break, I'll get Margret to serve you. MARGRET, MARGRET....slight pause

Margret: ....YEES!

Shopkeeper: shouting upstairesCan you come down and serve this gentleman please?

Margret: after a moment of awkwardness...I haven't got any arms or legs!

Shopkeeper: Aww...that's tough tits int' it.

by AJ, from Nottingham Trent Uni January 1, 2005

Facebook Tough Guy

A person that talks trash to another person on facebook despite being much smaller than the person he is trash talking.

Dan: Looks like Timmy isn't going to fight John.

Adam: Yeah, turns out he's just a Facebook Tough Guy.

by DoubleBeetnick January 10, 2009

german touchdown

When you're plowing a Brazilian girl from behind and you knock her arms out from underneath her to where she cries and you scream "GOAL" at the top of your lungs.

Just gave my girlfriend a German touchdown last night.

by the 4 caballeros July 14, 2014

tough calls

Tough situations when it can be hard to know what needs to be done. Moments that test character and inner strength.

In particularly tricky situations, Matt needs to draw upon his inner strength and just make a few tough calls.

by ToughCalls August 14, 2016

tough bounce

an unfortunate situation or event

guy:“fuck i gambled away all my tuition money last night”

his buddy: “fuck man, tough bounce”

by stewdaddy January 26, 2018

Touchitties

Pronounced as "Toe - Chitties." It literally means "Touchable Titties," (and here's the catch) that you would suck on. This can very from person to person. The standard size that be deemed as Touchitties would be "C" and up. However, many females have titties that would be acceptable do to their appearance.

You're in your workplace and a fine female worker walks by you and your friend.
Worker #1 - "Man, look at those tits."
Worker #2 - "Those are some touchitties right there."

You're at a party with some friends.
Friend #1 - "I want some tortilla chips"
Friend #2 - "Why? Touchitties would be more delicious"

by ZeeChosen May 19, 2010

screen toucher

a person that when talking about something on the computer screen continually touches the screen and smudges it up.

"dude stop touching my screen, you are such a screen toucher"

by anthony perritano October 22, 2008