Salty Beans

Salty beans (informal, idiom)

He/Him - Salty Beans
She/Her/Lance Armstrong- Salty Bean.
They/Them - SRBs (Salty Refried Beans)

A feeling of intense, deep-seated irritation or annoyance that affects one profoundly, straight down to ones Genitalia. It describes something that is so irritating it makes you uncomfortable or bothered in such a way as to prevent one from successfully relieve stress by typical means of Masturbation or Edging.

"I swear to God That project has got to the point of being so damn Clown Shoes that is has given me Salty Beans."

by Mel Stoneman June 4, 2025

salty panties

When someone is very short tempered or aggravated and snaps at another person.

" I wouldn't talk to Cody, he has salty panties. Let him cool down for a minute."

by Shanda Robinson June 2, 2008

salty

being mad

why are you so salty

by j1848salty January 23, 2023

Salty Dink

A Salty Dink is a celebrated but often detested shot in the growing sport of Pickleball.

A Salty Dink occurs when a regular dink hits the net and barely drops to the other side, making it an unexpected and almost impossible shot for the opponents to return.

Damn, that Ben guy is hitting so many Salty Dinks today!

Fuaarrrr out, Alex got the Saltiest Dink I've ever seen against Ben J and Anna!

by Anna LW June 8, 2025

Salty Giraffe

Someone who casually sucks dick but gets offended when pointed out

Jacob was being such a salty Giraffe yesterday

by Jakesahoe December 5, 2017

salty turnover

Another name for a bacon turnover that’s been cooked with smoked bacon to perfection

That salty turnover was peng

by Saltymare September 15, 2022

salty tart

To describe a person that is so salty and or mad, they start coming uncontrollably from there eyeballs, causing pain and minor tickling

Look at that poor salty tart

I feel so bad for that salty tart

by Grapefruit December 6, 2016