It's Rather Hard for a Deaf Woman to Hear an Assassin Coming

A phrase to be implemented, usually from one bloke to another, when a man can overcome the suspect defenses of a witless woman and cajole her into coitus.

Shawn: "Hey man did you make any headway with that Potbelly cashier?"
Slim: "Headway? I totally banged her. It's rather hard for a deaf woman to hear an assassin coming."

by The Original Slim Bavis March 31, 2005

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first you get the money, then you get the power, then you get the woman

one of the most famous lines from scarface, the greatest movie of all time. Said by- who else?- Tony Montana.

"In this country,first you get the money, then you get the power,THEN you get the woman."

by Adrian November 12, 2004

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Your dad-pa smells-pa like-pa a-pa woman-pa

The single worst thing you can ever say to a human male.

Jimmy: Fuck your your dad lesbian
Tommy: Your dad-pa smells-pa like-pa a-pa woman-pa
Jimmy: *spontaneously combusts, entire bloodline ceases to exist

by Cockassmcgee March 28, 2018

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A Woman in a boardroom

A phrase used to describe the frustration of having one's ideas ignored or repeated by someone else who then takes the credit, particularly highlighting experiences of gender bias in professional settings

Person A: "We should implement a new marketing strategy for the summer."
Person B: "Hey everyone, I've got a great idea! Let's implement a new marketing strategy for the summer!"
Person A: "I just said that... I feel like a woman in a boardroom.

by Malastrone June 21, 2024

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Womanizer

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Chris Runde is a womanizer.

by Chris Marathon January 28, 2022

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True Woman

You are a kind and gentle soul, always looking out for the well-being of those around you. Your compassion and empathy are qualities that make you a true friend and a loyal companion. You are a symbol of strength, wisdom, and intelligence, and you approach problems with a logical and analytical mind. You are a leader, always finding solutions to the challenges that come your way. And yet, you are also a source of peace and tranquility, bringing calmness and serenity to those around you.

If there ever was a True woman it would have to be my friend Nancy

by IphoneEnabler January 2, 2024

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