kentucky thumb

Wanna try a new position tonight

Its called the Kentucky thumb
by Hoddel May 20, 2021
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when you still suck your thumb at an old age such as 5-11
me: I suck my thumb. Them: oh so u have a thumb sucking at an old age me: yes
by JON DOH7487387847847 March 31, 2022
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Fake thumb boner

When a guy puts a plastic thumb in his pants to make his dick look bigger
Nicy has a fake thumb boner
by Snakey Sneak October 18, 2019
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Thumbing

The act of going AFK with no warning.
"Where did John go?"

"I don't know; he might be AFK."
"Damn, he thumbing for real."
by wassykicks July 9, 2023
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kentucky thumb

When you blow up your thumb with explosives so it swells and needs stitches, in order to use it sexually because your dick isn't big enough for her.
She was going to leave me because of my micro penis. So I threw some SLAPP rounds down range until my 50 exploded. Now my Kentucky thumb will keep us together for 2 more weeks.
by Kentucky Thumb May 20, 2021
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Thumb Pulling

Thumb pulling is when you hold someone's hand then you both suck on your own thumbs to make it look like you are pulling / snogging
"I didn't know they were going out!?"

"they're not, they're just thumb pulling"
by c'est_moi September 7, 2013
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Cat got your thumb?

In Messaging, a subtle inquiry as to whether the other party composes text at the same speed he or she composes thoughts.
This is not a trick question. It's a week late, where's my package... (long pause) Cat got your thumb?
by Zappin' Nap April 29, 2021
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