Pulling a Peter Doppler

When someone's husband or boyfriend has sexual intercourse with a transsexual prostitute.

Example 1
Woman 1: My husband cheated on me with the transsexual hooker at the local gas station...
Woman 2: Oh, I'm sorry to hear that. It looks like he pulled a Peter Doppler on you.

Example 2
Transsexual prostitute: I'm sorry that your father keeps pulling a Peter Doppler on your mo-
Teenage girl: Please, Benni. Shut the fuck up. Just give me the money.

by XxunderR February 18, 2020

Heater Re-Peter

When you take a really relieving early morning shit and glance down to see a perfectly sculpted replica of the peter you took in your heater the night before.

Hey babe, lats night was great! How was that Heater Re-Peter this morning? Did it have a little bend in it? Love you!

by KooterStunna TeddyBear June 8, 2017

Purple Peter Griffin

A rite of passage into manhood in which a drunk man takes off all his clothes, puts on purple body paint then runs out onto a street crossing while yelling about how the bird is the word.

Jim: "Hey did you see Jordan do that purple peter griffin last Thursday night?"
Justin: "What the fuck are you talking about?"

by STREETS OFGRACE February 3, 2023

Peter Griffin's Disease

See - Homer Simpson Syndrome

She was always disagreeing with me. I later found out she had Peter Griffin's disease.

by CYLAIS January 9, 2023

gay for Peter Andre

When your so gay the only thing you can think of is Peter Andre in the water with his top off

Your so gay for Peter Andre

by Chrispartyboi July 7, 2023

Craig Peter Montoya

Career criminal;

Charming 47 year old junkie;

Bites the hands that feed him;
Memphis Tennessee USA loser;

Been in prison many times;

Lost custody over his kids due to opioid addiction;

Put his wife & kids through homelessness due to heroin addiction;

Ungrateful when met with compassion;

Takes but never gives;

Takes credit for someone else’s effort; Steals (even from friends);

Lies;

Cheats;

Never acknowledges or admits mistakes, even in court;
Never apologizes for shortcomings; Righteous;

Charming;

Manipulative;

Blames his rudeness on ADHD;
Drug dealer;
Selfish;
Pedophile;
Arrogant;
Apparently a good drawer/painter but doesn’t override his shit personality;
Entitled;

Sloane: “OMG is that Craig Peter Montoya from Everclear?”
Tracey: “No, just some ungrateful, old widow”

by WhiteB1atch September 15, 2021

Elijah David Peters

Nice little man one have Zackary/Zachary Gary Goldberg s victims of the pinches has the bestest grammar and very very very very good manny

Elijah David Peters: STOP
Zack: no little boy
Elijah David Peters: Your gay
Zack: yes

by menpincher6969 May 3, 2022