Damn, Loretta is a drunk land whale. I had to run out the club, without paying the tab to save myself.
by Logan0787 April 9, 2023
Get the Drunk Land Whalemug. I have belonged to gyms in numerous cities and states. One thing is always constant, no matter how many people are in the locker room, EVEN IF IT'S ONLY ONE OTHER PERSON, they have always picked the locker next to yours. So you have to dance around the changing bench and pull your clothes from your locker while looking as the butt of another guy you don't know. I have asked guys at so many different guys and no one has ever coined a phrase for this very common situation. Hence Moon Landing!
Blake was using the next locker to me, and we found ourselves doing a moon landing when we were changing.
by Derbykid December 19, 2021
Get the moon landingmug. The act of having sex doggy style, then pulling out and ejaculating on her cottage cheese cellulite. Aka Moon Crater Creampie.
by Big Guy 1984 June 1, 2016
Get the Lunar Landingmug. by slickytv February 1, 2025
Get the von the land sharkmug. Lawn Sign Land Mine is a game that takes place in Ontario Canada around Election time. The point of the game is to remove the metal wire frames that hold up and election sign on somebody's lawn, bend it into an arch, and place it into the road in the middle of the lane. When a car runs over it, it makes a loud screeching sound and alerts the driver. This is obviously an act of illegal mischief and should not be tried at home. Lawn Sign Land Mine is a sport that practitioners of Darkour play for fun.
by viJilance December 2, 2015
Get the lawn sign land minemug. by Bigmamma20202 March 24, 2023
Get the Mary landmug. by Bi3will NYC!!!! August 18, 2013
Get the Cha Cha Landmug.