shoe shitter

Somebody who has diarrhea run down their leg and land in their shoes.

Ben couldn't make it to the bathroom, and now he'll forever be a shoe shitter.

by Poopy McPoopy Pants August 30, 2019

Shoes

Shorthand for “put myself in their shoes”

We shoesed last night and now I totally understand her point.

by OddC May 18, 2024

Echo's Shoes

An essential item of clothing for university club nights across the UK but more specifically individuals studying at Loughborough University that find their Saturday nights are best spent in the absolute cesspit that is Echo's nightclub. Those that frequent this establishment will soon actualise the necessity that is 'echo's shoes' an extension of the feet whose sole purpose is to protect the wearer from the foreign bodies and fluids that exist on the floor here. This garment is function > form. Save your good kicks for XO Thursdays yeah?

Friend: "Mate, what are these nasty shoes outside your room?"
You: "Oh they're just my echo's shoes..."
Friend: "Grim"

by Joxley October 21, 2017

Red Shoes

A girl (usually white in race) who wears red shoes (preferably Nikes) and is heavily into African American men.

Brandon, you see Becky wearing them red shoes? You know what that means…

by TheFinalElegy January 3, 2024

Your Shoe Nam Bread

A jamaican term, reffered to as “Your shoe has a whole in it.”

Hey Micheal! Your Shoe Nam Bread!

by Yeah, THAT guy. June 5, 2018

bloodly shoes

Shose that a are to expensive and have red bottoms

Her bloodly shoes we're like 1,000 and they have red bottoms. They are soo cute

by Hypebeasmemes November 25, 2017

mass-shoe-bation

Engaging in acts that satisfy a shoe fetish or shoe addiction, for example, the habitual online search for shoe images.

Guy 1: What have you been up to lately?
Guy 2: Not much, just looking at shoes on my computer.
Guy 1: You do that a lot, don't you?
Guy 2: Yeah, I just like to see all the different kinds of kicks out there. Some of them I want to buy.
Guy 1: So you like mass-shoe-bation?
Guy 2: I guess so. I am a mass-shoe-bator.

Guy 1 : Just be careful. My dad says it can make you go blind.

by Dr. Lobo October 10, 2013