The opposite of a happy ending. An extremely poor blowjob that doesn't end in climax. Defined by the woman kneeling on or using her hand to crush your testicles using her teeth and stopping intermittently. Midway through the servicing she looks up and says what are you doing? What's wrong? As you're writhing in pain from your damaged family jewels.
by anonymous July 31, 2023
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A cow end is a term used to describe somebody who looks or acts like back end of a cow. It can be used be students to describe their teachers after telling them to fuck off.
by Zuko441 December 7, 2016
Get the cow endmug. It’s the same as a wet Willy, however, instead of using saliva you use anal matter to lubricate your finger and insert into the ear
Dude I was walkin down the street and I saw my old friend Dave so I shoved my finger up my ass and into his ear giving him the ultimate south end willy
by fecalbandit223556762 February 23, 2023
Get the South End Willymug. by Mick Cork February 23, 2024
Get the Reversed Pickled endingmug. 
A few unhappy endings that an audience wouldn't like that would turn Good Will Hunting from a comedy to something else are Matt Damon doesn't go to California to look for the girl, she cries inconsolable for a short while, then marries another guy, while Matt Damon stays in Boston going to Little League games long enough for Ben Affleck to follow through on his promise of killing him (a fact and not a threat in his words). Ben Affleck would think he was doing the world a favor, kind of like the Of Mice and Men story, and puts a bullet in the back of his head down by the river, dropping his body to the bottom. Another possibility Robin Williams provided was for Matt Damon to become another unabomber, perhaps he puts a bomb in the mailbox for Skylar's husband to open, but instead of him being the one to check the mail that day, Skylar is disfigured forever or killed by the bomb when she opens the mailbox, and Matt Damon has to live with that for the rest of his life. There's more possibilities than just those two that nobody explored.
An alternate Good Will Hunting ending would have been more interesting than the one the audience got.
by The Original Agahnim June 19, 2021
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