fat teesha

a fat bitch who only snorts drugs and her favorite thing to do is snort coke. She snorts coke so much that it's her only meal she "eats". She snorted so many drugs that she gained 500 pounds. Every teesha is a fat teesha usually.

Damnn that girl is so obese! I bet she snorted so many drugs that she became fat. What a fat teesha.

by FatBitchHater6969 December 12, 2023

harris teeter

The act of jerking off into a condom, cumming, squeezing the semen out into a cup of Coke and Jack, then drinking it.

"The new local gay bar is the best spot for a harris teeter."

by NeonJackie December 2, 2024

mr teetcomb

mowlz

mr teetcomb!

by plato! July 25, 2024

Egyptian teeter totter

When a man has a woman in front of and behind him and wears a strap-on on his rear and then proceeds to thrust back and forth like a teeter totter, fucking both at the same time.

Yeah man I gave both of them the good old Egyptian teeter totter and loved it.

by Masterbaiter42 March 17, 2025

Reverse Teetotaler

A person who abstains strictly from water, tea, coffee, and other non-alcoholic beverages, professing to consume only fermented or distilled liquors; an individual who avoids sobriety with the same rigor a teetotaler avoids alcohol.

The club is populated by reverse teetotalers who view the tea urn with deep suspicion and the gin bottle with reverence.

by TR Arterburn December 2, 2025

dj rabid teet

dj.producer who makes edm music that uses rabbits as his branding

just heard dj rabid teet got a new e.p dropping!

by housejacker05 August 28, 2018

I may be two-tenths of a split-second late

A playfully-overprecise remark that you tell someone to let him know that you may be briefly delayed in meeting up with him, and so he should simply wait for you if you don't arrive at precisely the moment when you said you would.

Cool dude, texting to his buddy on his smart-phone as he's hurriedly scuttling along the downtown sidewalk: "I've had a last-minute errand that I gotta run real quick, so I may be two-tenths of a split-second late --- no worries, though, Bro --- I'll still shoot some hoops wif youse, just as I promised."

by QuacksO October 2, 2018