internet baby

A child who uses the internet.

Stranger: How old are you?
You: 13
Stranger: Want to cyber?
You: NO FIND ANOTHER INTERNET BABY.

by StupidDumby October 3, 2013

internet exploder

Man or woman or weirdo who wanks/masturbates over almost anything online regularly and shoots his load whilst doing so.

Person 1: Hey, that old pervy fella at the library using the computer is a full on 'internet exploder'
Person 2: Him, ah yes he's always pretending hes studying, a real wanker.....an internet exploder!
Person 1: uh huh!

by 'Whisky Business' February 19, 2021

internet poo

when you need to do break away from being on the internet to use the toilet and go for a poo.

If chatting to someone on MSN you may say to them 'BRB just going for an internet poo@' or BRB just off for an interpoo'

by ian j taylor January 29, 2007

Internet box

A computer with internet access

Oh man I was killing starcraft noobs on the internet box

by Casey Palmer February 9, 2006

Internet Pimp

An unemployed loser who sits around all day trying to have sex with stupid girls by pretending to be a photographer. Commonly found in internet cafes surfing websites like craigslist.

Girl: Hey is that MJ the internet pimp?
Boy: Yeah let's go ask for his autograph!
Girl: No let's not, I don't want to get the HIV.
Boy: You can only get that if you sleep with him...!
Girl: Yes, but he has powers of persuasion, and I don't want a baby.
Boy: You're right- let's run.
*Boy and Girl take off running*
Girl: Watch out- you're going to hit that retard!
Boy: He's not retarded- he just has a lot of character!

by Mz Lady July 1, 2007

Internet Protocol

A dumbass thing that is used for gay ass Moderator and Admins to track your ISP down, I'm lucky I use High Anon Proxys

See proxys

by hexaGonmaN April 28, 2004

Internet Fag

People like Maxwell who try SO hard to be cool on the interweb.

IronDKnight: I type in Pink and I use emoticons and I type in small font, like an internet fag.

by Over9000 December 9, 2008