All my friends are a bunch of simp-sons
by It's just water April 04, 2021
by uwu09999 January 18, 2022
hes such a kai law
hes simping so much almost likes hes a kai law
hes simping oh wait its kai law im not surprised
hes an ultimate simp almost like kai law
hes simping so much almost likes hes a kai law
hes simping oh wait its kai law im not surprised
hes an ultimate simp almost like kai law
by kais ex bros September 04, 2020
by CottonDreams June 01, 2021
The minimum effort a woman gives back to a simp. (one-word replies and sends you the same posts she puts on her stories)
by chodemode 39 September 07, 2020
No Simp Summer (start's June 1st) is Like No Nut November but instead, you cannot simp for anyone, no celebrities not even your GF stay strong soldiers
Man 1: Bro have you seen this new ash kaash post...her ass was out and allat bro
Man 2: Nah i unfollowed her for no simp summer
Man 2: Nah i unfollowed her for no simp summer
by 333LOOZER333 June 03, 2021
A macho simp is a category of simping where a man objectifies himself and his sensibilities arbitrarily in favour of female hierarchy and gynocentricism by falsely feigning masculinity behind a short, easily-manipulated temper, a shoddy sense of hyper masculine chivalry and big sexualised muscles. In all his activities with women he cucks himself but averts the attention of it by presenting himself as a strong, manly man. He almost always subverts and compromises his own personal interests and sense of worth to either a wife, girlfriend, sister or group of women. He is generally a type of servant with sexy man muscles they cater to female sexual lists and other female sensibilities towards the male sex.
Joe: "Steve is a big guy, he could easily beat me up for sure. But he's still a simp, he's a macho simp. He's a total bitch when it comes to women. He just acts and looks tough to avoid being teased by the boys for being such a pussy"
by Spawnface November 17, 2021