Douche Plug

Make sure you wear your douche plug when driving in California.
by iheartstats April 05, 2011
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douche holster

Looks like Thad wore his douche holster.
by silentscope202 September 27, 2013
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Pre-Douche

A Douchebag that hasn't gone through puberty yet.
"Pre" coming from Prepubescent.
"That squeaker over there with the Obey shirt on is a Pre-Douche."
by Bman24 March 31, 2015
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douche danish

Douch danish is the almost indescribable quality that makes you love that socially awkward friend that you insult on sight.
Tish is such a douche danish.
by megabucks January 12, 2014
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DUNWOODY DOUCHE

A male who lives in the suburb of Atlanta "Dunwoody". The whole population of the area are rich assholes who live off there daddy's money. They usually drive mommy and daddy's hand me downs and take 15 years to graduate school, and even longer to move out of the house.
That guy in the Jeep Wrangler just cut me off . I can tell by the vape cloud he is a Dunwoody Douche!
I live in my parents house at 25 years of age, I am a Dunwoody Douche!
by nelgnelg June 12, 2019
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The Douching Hour

The precise moment in the evening when wearing your sunglasses goes from being acceptable to making you look like a complete tool or douche bag.
1. Shit! I should probably take off my sunglasses at this point... We are definitely way too far past the douching hour.

2. Dammit Zach, take of those sunglasses! The douching hour was like 15 minutes ago and I can no longer be seen with you if you leave them on!
by zhboarder July 01, 2013
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douche-textery

People that send messages (text or chat) before they are really done typing the message or finished the thought... sending a long string of messages 1 line at a time in rapid fire..

The king of douche-textery also send emails in this manner.
Dave: Hey whats up?

Dave: Want to go out tonight I was

Dave: talking to Amy

Dave: And she and her girls are going to

Dave: go to Maxwells tonight

Steve: What the fuck's up the douche-textery
by fuckwhetever March 24, 2010
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