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capt boats

A term used to describe a sexual act in which a man ejaculates into another mans asshole, and then sticks a straw in that asshole and sucks out the sperm.
Capt boats - Slurp slurp, the seas are a wavy today boy
by Shwiggityshwoo June 13, 2023
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sky boat

Its a helicopter (this was made up by the dooo, a YouTube in the video : we committed war crimes and its actually funny)
What's that over there?? ITS A SKY BOAT!!!
by kaihayi June 19, 2023
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Boat

Foil used to consume meth
Bro I had 2 boats going at the same time last night.
by Martymarman June 22, 2023
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Glorious Gravy Boat

A term of endearment designed acknowledge the high value of an item of others which does not resonate or have any desirable qualities to yourself .

(Derived from an antiquated decorative vessel for sauces that are essentially obsolete, which were collected at a point in American history)
Thomas: check out this badass limited edition Cowboys jersey I got signed by Dak Prescott!

Haley: That’s a glorious gravy boat! Go sports!
by vangloriousskookum January 18, 2023
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Boat

A floating thing people refuse to get on because going to other places by plane is faster.

That does NOT mean cheaper!
Joe: Did you buy the boat?

Max: I was supposed to buy a boat? I brought a Cessna with a Big Mac meal instead!
by Armistace Sin February 8, 2023
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Full Boat

You being everything, and anyone with you.
A human tried to break into my house, I Went Full Boat. I need a new wall, and that human does need to be sprayed off my property.
by Mek! October 13, 2023
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The Tow-Boat Method

The Tow_Boat Method refers to when someone uses their hand to pull a stuck shit out of their constricted asshole.
Just when I thought I would never shit again, I discovered The Tow-Boat Method.
by Pimposterous October 17, 2023
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