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Blast

Expressing annoyance.
Blast it all! The car won't start!

After tossing and turning most of the night, she kicked off the sheets and turned on the bedside lamp. Blast it all!
by katleap October 17, 2016
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Blasting couch

When a person is sitting on a couch and is being being blasted with semen by multiple people surrounding the couch.
I love being covered from head to toe after a blasting couch session.
by Frostyman007 October 21, 2021
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penial blasting

When you give someone a hand job and then invade their penis by sticking any of your fingers straight into the tip of the penis causing it to rupture their bladder making it spray a mix of blood and urine and seaman known as bluriman into the finger blasters face.
Guy 1: hey do you have time to play bingo or chess in the near future.
Guy 2: no thanks my schedule is filled with penial blasting and hopefully I will fill something else up in the near future.
by Blastmaster of disaster July 13, 2019
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Arctic Finger Blast

After going outside and nearly getting frostbite on your fingers, then proceed to shove up anus to warm them up. Works similar to caffeine when this technique is executed.
I was feeling tired due to the cold weather; So I went outside in the cold until I couldn't feel my fingers... gave myself a good ole' arctic finger blast to warm them up.
by IbeDustin December 24, 2022
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burgler blast

The act of breaking into someone's home while the occupants are asleep, then masterbating on them. Once finished quietly leave.
Hey Dave I saw that girl from the gas station yesterday followed her home and gave her a burgler blast
by Maddog55 October 25, 2019
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barrel blast

When your so obsessed with your new gun you fuck your gf with it
bro, this new Glock is so awesome I barrel blasted my wife’s pussy with it! She was cumming all in the barrel
by Owens31490 February 18, 2022
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Peruvian diarrhea blast

When you’re getting such good, slobbery, heavenly, beautiful penile head that you shit yourself through the sky all the way to Peru. There have been multiple incidents of this happening, the most notable being that of harry koksuker, from Thailand.
Harry koksuker: I’m going to get head now please girl
His girlfriend: ok but be warned it’s really good
Harry koksuker: he went to peru (got peruvian diarrhea blast)
by Poopfartdickyhead May 20, 2025
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