renfaire kilt surprise

A complicated yet entertaining sex act involving a man in a kilt and a well endowed woman in a bodice. The woman lies on her back on a tavern bench while the man straddles her face, thrusting his erect penis betwixt her bodice induced cleavage whilst receiving a rimjob from her conveniently positioned tongue. For an authentic performance the man should be holding a drinking horn and a turkey leg, shouting "Huzzah!" upon climax.

We drank so much meade we got arrested for doing the renfaire kilt surprise right there in the tavern.

by muppet pelt October 30, 2011

A Kentucky Surprise

When you "return" your books back to Chegg rentals at the end of the college semester, but instead of books you fill the box with feces and rig it with a small timer that triggers when the tape is ripped open on the box so shit explodes in a motha' fuckas face!

"Tom, I need to take 15 minutes to towel myself. Some ass hat in Florida just send me a kentucky surprise!"

by Define Deez Baby!!!! June 20, 2016

Cookie Monster Surprise

When you crush some cookies, stuff them in her vagina and ass then eat her out and all remnants of cookie are rubbed in between her titties until she likes it

Person 1: Damn dude I ran out of Oreos for my Cookie Monster surprise so I had to use chips ahoy

Person 2: Damn that sucks, we know the best Cookie Monster surprise is with Oreos

by PoosieBoi9000 May 12, 2016

2 inch surprise

Dick; a small one that is two inches.

You won't believe your eyes when you see my 2 inch surprise ;))

by LlamaLlama12 October 2, 2017

the Armenian surprise

a sex move preformed by revealing your massive penis to your sexual partner for the first time

ay, baby let me do the Armenian surprise

by AmazingJa November 4, 2019

cum sock surprise

When you ejaculate into a sock and repeatedly strike the woman until she’s bruises.

“Hey, where’d you get those bruises?”
“I got a cum sock surprise from my fiancé”

by bocaj January 2, 2021

Dark Semen Surprise

a man buys semen off of the internet in a bucket and pours it into his tip then putting his penis into a man or womens anus and squirting the other man's cum as well as his own in the anus

Stalin bought semen off of the internet and poured it into his tip then anal pleasing Amanda he preformed the Dark Semen Surprise

by darksemdemigod December 30, 2021