stones

A word meaning money, which is typically used when said money is gained or lost unexpectedly and quickly. Stones is interchangeable with words such as bucks, dollars, and notes.

Félix Lengyel: *winning on slot machine* IT KEEPS GOING UP! *holds head* HOW MUCH?!
Friend: How much?! Oh mah gah, how much!
Félix Lengyel: *wins $120k* A HUNDRED TWENTY-THOUSAND STONES!!!
Friend: Ohhh, what the fuuu-

by Copper Crusader August 28, 2021

Stoned Drone

To be Stoned :
: to hurl stones at especially

: to kill by pelting with stones

: to make hard or insensitive to feeling
: to face, pave, or fortify with stones
: to rub, scour, or polish with a stone
Drone :
1. A male bee, especially a honeybee, performs no work and produces no honey. Its only function is to mate with the queen bee.
2. An idle person who lives off others; a loafer.
3. A person who does tedious or menial work; a drudge, A Whipping Boy

4. A remotely controlled or autonomous aircraft with no pilot on board. Also called unmanned aircraft system.

There Was a "Stoned Drone" Silence in the Room. I Started, "Stoned Drone" Productions!

Have you Ever Heard of the "Stoned Drone" Obstacle Course??

What Happened to the "Stoned Drone"? Isn't there a Channel Called "Stoned Drone"??

by JayNdaboX June 21, 2021

Cyber stoning

The act of hurting an "other" via the internet.

Cyber stoning is like Sending an electrical pulse through headphones to hurt, or to say or do mean things via the internet.

by Irdjk June 22, 2021

Stoned

It just means being high on marijuana. Not all those other definitions that make it seem like your retarded. Now that said, being stoned to the BONE would apply to those other definitons

Jay/yahya: “Dude that weed was so strong i got stoned off of one hit”

by DictionateUrbanly July 11, 2021

Smurfit-Stone

Verb: to recycle in Polish

Be sure to throw your can in the Smurfit-Stone bin!

by It's Me!! June 19, 2013

the stoned age

The era in ancient history where people used coca plants (cocaine) and other modern halluncinagenic plants in every day life.

Archaeology digsite in Pompey
Reporter: I'm here with a professor from somewhere i dont give a shit about.
Professor: ..... yes well if you'll follow me. We discovered an ancient villa belonging to a young noble and friends. Apparently they decided to accept death and party. This room is in priceless condition and the bodies and artifacts are preserved flawlessly.
Reporter: Um... sir. Are those bodies clutching bongs?
Professor: Why yes you politcally stuck up bitch they are. Its a perfect representation of the stoned age.

by @ngrym0thertrucker September 1, 2013

Stone Hand Syndrome

(SHS): being unable to dangle even the shakiest, hack beer league defense-man.

"your Stone Hand Syndrome cost us another power play scoring opportunity you dick."
"i'm not putting you on for the final 2 minutes, your stone hand syndrome won't get us that game winning goal."

by showerfart69 August 19, 2013