unroll the stone

To get out of bed, especially after a long period of sleeping.

I was up much of last night partying, so it was nearly 2pm before I decided to unroll the stone today.

by Crinklecut June 18, 2013

Smurfit-Stone

Verb: to recycle in Polish

Be sure to throw your can in the Smurfit-Stone bin!

by It's Me!! June 19, 2013

the stoned age

The era in ancient history where people used coca plants (cocaine) and other modern halluncinagenic plants in every day life.

Archaeology digsite in Pompey
Reporter: I'm here with a professor from somewhere i dont give a shit about.
Professor: ..... yes well if you'll follow me. We discovered an ancient villa belonging to a young noble and friends. Apparently they decided to accept death and party. This room is in priceless condition and the bodies and artifacts are preserved flawlessly.
Reporter: Um... sir. Are those bodies clutching bongs?
Professor: Why yes you politcally stuck up bitch they are. Its a perfect representation of the stoned age.

by @ngrym0thertrucker September 1, 2013

Stone Hand Syndrome

(SHS): being unable to dangle even the shakiest, hack beer league defense-man.

"your Stone Hand Syndrome cost us another power play scoring opportunity you dick."
"i'm not putting you on for the final 2 minutes, your stone hand syndrome won't get us that game winning goal."

by showerfart69 August 19, 2013

Stone Jabber

A 'Stone Jabber' is another name for a stone mason.

We need a Stone Jabber to make a head stone.

by Sneaky-Sneaks November 3, 2011

stones

Money. Usually in hundred dollar amounts.

"Yo. I'm about to buy that new watch. It's gonna cost me 3 stones."

by SprocDoc September 30, 2011

Stone

A ray of sun shine! Stone’s are full of energy, loud, and love to be heard. Super smart and always ready to learn something new. They are ready to conquer any challenge thrown at them! They are super loving and kind to all. Let’s not forget beautiful on the inside and out! ;)

Stone is the coolest person I know!

by Mountainchop November 23, 2021