Skip to main content

Brain Shart

Becca's brain sharted when she exclaimed "I just had a massive shit in the shower"... she meant toilet.
by rugdealer October 6, 2022
mugGet the Brain Shart mug.

shart

a shart is a shit-fart and its totaly normal if it runs allthe way up your back bro
by ;gaytranskidd December 20, 2022
mugGet the shart mug.

shart beans

Something that I randomly made up one day and now is this.
Idk really but like just say it as a joke
It came from a song that i heard as
SALAMMMMM
II PAPI

PSSY IN THE PUMP PEE PEE
IN THE GUNK PA PEE PEE PEE
OH
NEVER SMELL LIKE SHART BEANS
SMACK MY PSSY IN THE LIKE THE GULP GULP GULP
IN THE GULP GULP GULP
ok anyways
"never smell like shart beans"
"YOU LITTLE SHART BEAN"
"i just pooped and it reminded me of shart beans"
by goldiethefirst March 3, 2023
mugGet the shart beans mug.

shart

EAT SHART NOOBS
by ieatfeetpix March 13, 2023
mugGet the shart mug.

C-Shart

An alternate way to say "C-Sharp" (The programming language).

The naming is derived from the word "Shart" (shitting and farting simultaneously) and is typically used by soyboys that cannot handle OOP or think C-Sharp is Java 2.0.
Man, I hate OOP. C-Shart sucks so much.
by Big fuggin Tony November 8, 2023
mugGet the C-Shart mug.

fart or shart

When you’re not sure if the next thing to exit your anus is gas or shit but you go ahead and push it out anyway, that’s playing fart or shart.

You can also raise the odds/danger by adding Pull my Finger to the mix.
Hey Karen, why so glum? You look like you played fart or shart and lost!

Gary! Gaaaarrrryyy! We need to go home now! I played fart or shart, came second and now it’s dripping into my Uggs!

Fucking hell lads, I’m glad I’ve got my hobby catchers on, this is a high stakes game of fart or shart.
by Careless Winsper September 15, 2019
mugGet the fart or shart mug.

Jumped the Shart

Jumping the Shark is when a show reaches its creative peak. However, jumping the shart is when a show already jumped the shark, and somehow gets even shittier than it already has.
Family Guy jumped the shark long ago back in Season 3, then jumped the shart in season 5.
by microsoftwindowsvista March 19, 2021
mugGet the Jumped the Shart mug.

Share this definition

Sign in to vote

We'll email you a link to sign in instantly.

Or

Check your email

We sent a link to

Open your email