russian slapper

when u move ur body back and forth slapping your penis and testicals against your legs. this is very rare do the incredible pain, russians are so good at it because there tecticals are so small it doesnt hurt them

ow i brusied my testicals from that russian slapper

by Forest Daytun April 27, 2006

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clamp slapper

When a guy pins a girl (or boy) to the ground with his legs, and straddles her while clamping her body ... then continues to whack her on the head with his cock (also known as cock slapping).

While wrestling, Jimmy ending up giving Sally a nice clamp slapper!
When she bothers me I just threaten to clamp slap her.

by Van Mad August 10, 2006

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Jap-slapped

A confluence of horrendous disasters befalling one or more people in a short space of time.

A: How you doing?
B: Man, I've been Jap-slapped! Wife left me, took the kids, someone keyed my car and I got diagnosed with pneumonia! WTF?

by gumbo23 April 1, 2011

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Slappin The Buse

the act of slapping the male genitalia pretending that it is a bass guitar

Nick: Hey glenn, I am slappin the buse

Glenn: Get Some!

by danny fen fen November 18, 2009

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Quim slipper

Person or thing which slips on the Quim

is it a Quim slipper that I see before me its handle towards my hand? or is it but a Quim slipper of the mind, come let me clutch thee o fatal quimmer..

by Linguafoam September 27, 2008

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