CJ Simp

A word that retards overuses w/out the correct definition. It means a douche named CJ that is overly desperate for women, especially if she is a bad person, or has expressed her disinterest in him whom which he continues to obsess over. They're usually just gay virgins that will accept coochie from anyone regardless of who they are. respec waman #cjsimpery.

A: "CJ, Baby arm keeps saying no when I ask her out. Shes all "stop asking me out, I barely know you and this has become more of an obsession than a friendship"... Isn't she so smart?"

B: "shut the fuck up CJ Simp"

by douchebigiloo November 3, 2022

Jon is a Simp

When Jon simps for Trin so much, you just have to say it

Person 1: Jon loves Trin too much!
Person 2: Its confirmed, Jon is a simp
Person 1: WTF

by Caleb Is EPIC October 16, 2020

Ham simp

A particularly degenerative simp that would do anything for a piece of Ham

Hey bro did you see Hurtado last night? Really trying his shot at a piece of that Ham...
Yeah man, what a total Ham simp..

by DefinitelyNotSlaaf October 14, 2021

Simp Trap

Anyone that exploits people online with the falsehood of interest in them for the exchange of money or gifts.

Writing someone's name on her body is setting a simp trap for people donating money to them.

by mr_sun_shine October 18, 2021

Simp Supreme

A guy who would give up anything for some trash punani. Often disappears when drunk to go off and simp. Would even go as far as to miss a flight for a 1% chance at some worn out pussy.

Damn, that nigga Charles is Simp Supreme! He off in the wilderness simping again.

by the converse monster April 29, 2020

Billy the Simp

Absolute simp. Likes short midgets and pink haired gamer girls. Will do anything for the girl he's simping for, and will jump off a cliff just for toe pics. He loves nothing more than licking toes and underage midgets.

"Fuck me, Bill is such a simp, call him Billy the Simp"

by DontMakeMeLickYourNipples August 3, 2020

Butterfly Simp

Someone who makes an urban dictionary post about a "private social butterfly"

Damn bro juans a butterfly simp

by Toyota_thot December 26, 2020