Scott Breath

When you're sitting across the table from someone and their breath slaps you in the face.

I was sitting down for lunch and got hit by Scott breath before he came talk to me.

by Vidovic July 30, 2019

Crispy Scott Sunday

When you're fucking a man up the ass and he tries to stop you by forcing a poop out to send up your urethra, but you at the same time ejaculate as hard as you can to counter the flow.

"Man I tried to rape me in prison but I gave him a Crispy Scott Sunday and he surely regretted trying to poop up my dickhole

by Slylock October 15, 2019

Scott

The nicest hottest person alive. Has the largest penis in school

Sally: Wow Scott has the biggest penis
Luna: You are so lucky

by Sally-the-best89 May 20, 2022

Scott Burger

An overdramatic complaint from someone who's just recieved a gift. Typically done by those who are upper class.

A spin off of a nothing burger.

Did you see that Ross was crying about not getting the right color Lamborghini for his birthday? That's such a Scott burger.

by Azzwagon March 19, 2025

Scott Blocked

When a douche bag wrecks your joke to try to levitate himself as the golden child by snitching to the boss

Example: I tried to give all a good laugh the other day, but got Scott Blocked by a nerd at work.

by Charlie K. July 28, 2021

Scott Conn

Impotent Nazi who coughs all the time

"Cough cough cough cough cough cough I've got a bad case of the...cough cough cough...Scott Conns"

by HandsomeMatti November 22, 2021

Scott

A strange nerdy tall man with gorgeous gorgeous eyes and an adorable laugh and even cuter smile. He's a little awkward but a memer nonetheless and godfucking damn that dick is good even if you ain't even seen the peen. maybe a bit indecisive at times, but a poet! He's bad with emotions and instead of therapy he recites the clash royale laugh emote dozens of times continuously!

"scott damn boih that ass a lookin fine today"
"hehhehhehhaw"

by sicken.ing October 23, 2022