'Super Straight' is a term for severely closested homosexuals, typically men. Those who identify as Super Straight also 'offtenly wish to fuck their best friend', said by professior. Hugh Ash in his documentary named. "Straight Men: and why they're a plague to our society". (the documentary is viewable on the TV Channel Grindr). Professor High also stated shit and mpreg kinks are abundantly high those who identify as super straight.
You: what do you identify as?
Me: Oh I identify as Super Straight
You, realizing I have a shit and mpreg kink:...I see
Me: Oh I identify as Super Straight
You, realizing I have a shit and mpreg kink:...I see
by Raevofdamned March 6, 2021
Get the Super Straightmug. by honestmaxverstappenfan February 12, 2022
Get the Super Maxmug. by personhi March 15, 2021
Get the super straightmug. Straight people who are transphobic use this term to describe them selfs and it means that they won’t date a transgender person of the opposite sex. In general is the terme super straight transphobic.
Person 1: Hey what is your sexuality?
Person 2: I am super straight.
Person 1: What does that mean?
Person 2: It means that i only date cis people of the opposite sex.
Person 1: That is just a preference, not a sexuality!
Person 2: No! It is a sexuality.
Person 1: Si you are just transphobic.
Person 2: I am super straight.
Person 1: What does that mean?
Person 2: It means that i only date cis people of the opposite sex.
Person 1: That is just a preference, not a sexuality!
Person 2: No! It is a sexuality.
Person 1: Si you are just transphobic.
by acceptingfroggy March 7, 2021
Get the super straightmug. On super bowl weekend you hold your poop starting on the friday before the super bowl then don’t poop until half time of the super bowl.
by Calvinthedragon March 13, 2019
Get the Super bowelmug. A powerful beverage consisting of 4/5 pint of beer + 1/5 pint of Smirnoff Ice.
Directly pour the appropriate amount of Smirnoff Ice into a slightly drank pint of beer
Usually digested in the presence or during televised hockey games. Has been known to cause abnormally strong hangovers.
Directly pour the appropriate amount of Smirnoff Ice into a slightly drank pint of beer
Usually digested in the presence or during televised hockey games. Has been known to cause abnormally strong hangovers.
by Omega Sweat May 15, 2009
Get the Super Shandymug.