apple and pear soup

apple and pear soup is a deliciously mixed delight that contains of cut up apples and pears. it melts satisfyingly in your mouth and the sweetness of the apple devours your taste buds. it is most commonly eaten when gogy goes to mrs dreams house disguised as dreams boyfriend for dinner.

recepie:
ingredients-
apples
pears
water
instructions:
cut up the apples in tiny half moon cresents, and sprinkle thrm into your blender. crush the pears with your spoon and squeeze the juice out, pouring it over your apples. add 100g of water to your mixture and blend it all together. give it to gogy once done.

"this apple and pear soup is so delicious, i could eat it all day, mrs dream, your food is amazing!"

by expelliyarmuss December 23, 2020

Goldfish in a Soup Can

The inability to grow larger due to confined spaces with the added effect of being visually blocked from seeing anything outside of the confinement. #NoRoomToGrow #NotSeeingTheWorld

One day I will no longer be a goldfish in a soup can and find the right amount of space to grow.

by TheeGoldfishInASoupCan June 19, 2021

Chicken Noodle soup

A word that can be said at any time at any occasion

Dad:your adopted
Son:chicken noodle soup

by WaffleStomp July 6, 2021

soup kitchen porn

Porn that stars actresses who clearly aren't having any of it. The ones that act like they like what's going on, but really are hating it. It's like your going to a soup kitchen and getting free porn as a handout. None of that classy high roller porn!

Jamie: "This girl is looking like she's fighting back from gagging...or just trying to make enough money for a sandwich"

Steve: "Yeah, she is not liking that position at all!"

Jamie "Um, Steve...where did you find this soup kitchen porn?"

by J9 gold digger October 1, 2012

Chicken Noodle Soup

Taking any noodle and shoving it in the tip of your penis and the other end in your asshole.

Holy shit man!! Just made some neat chicken noodle soup yesterday!!

by rinlovesstrokingit January 31, 2023

Two Finger Soup

When you are finger-banging a chick using two fingers. It gets so wet that it sounds like you are stirring a cup of Campbell's Soup with two fingers. May also be known as a Two Finger McGillicutty!

My buddy Mike had a girl in the back of the car and It sound like he was making some Two Finger Soup! Shit was Loud!

by JDMKNASH May 15, 2023

Idaho chocolate soup

when someone sticks their nose in their partner's asshole as they are farting and defecating, it results in the smeller puking on that dirty asshole and then starting to lick it.

person 1 : Jack's asshole was so dirty after the Idaho chocolate soup
person 2 : you need therapy

by dirtier-than-ur-mom December 15, 2022