three second rule

The three second rule is as follows: When you walk into the room where the girl you are interested in is or when she arrives in the vicinity you must initiate conversation within three seconds so to convey spontaneous thought. If you do not follow it and initiate conversation after a couple of minutes she may be less talkative and less attracted by your likely prepared speech. Even if you come out with some shit it will likely be better than preparing something to say. She'll probably be able to tell.

*Shit here she is, here goes*.."eh Hey you're looking fine today girl..where have you been i've not seen you since yesterday"
"yeah! I was at my boyfriend's house"
"oh, ok, eh, *wtf nooo!* - eh, what u been up to then?"

by brendan June 19, 2004

Rule 49

Commonly known rule that states that all Rules must be read thoroughly before posting in any forum, chat, or Instant Messaging system.

Guy 1: "Dude, I just came from Fight Club..."
Guy 2: "Rules 1 and 2."
Guy 1: "What?"
Guy 2: "Rule 49."

by Trickard August 12, 2009

rule of tonnage

The biggest vehicle has the right of way. If you are on a bike, you should yield to cars.

Marten used to bike, but he got smashed when he ignored the rule of tonnage.

by Encanis October 2, 2009

Rule 34L

A subrule to the well known Internet Rule 34. Subrule L states: All lifeforms, regardless of intent, have or will have gazed upon some form of pornographic material in their lifetime.

Dave: Hey I heard Lisa had her baby.
Jim: Yeah. That little guy had one hell of a view coming into this world.
Dave: Agreed. She introduced that kid to Rule 34L. Jealous.

by amillionsheep November 8, 2012

Rule 113

I'm establishing a new rule of the Internet because it's true.
Rule 113. If two people exist there's a ship of it.
Rule 113b. If two people exist and there's not a ship of it there will be.

Sally & Alex = Salex. Rule 113.

by Zinkr7 February 25, 2015

Rule 34

If it exists, there porn is

Joe: Is there a Mario, Sonic and Goku porn
Moe: Check Rule 34
Joe: MY VIRGIN EYES!!

by Green7501 October 16, 2018

Riley Klosky

Next Mother Teresa but doesn't look like an old crown and is waayy worse

I wish I were Riley Klosky

by William R. Johnson February 20, 2019